Thomas England

Thomas England
Basic Information
Team	Hawai'i Fridays
Status	Incinerated
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running	(bugged)
Dates Active	Jul 20–Aug 28, 2020
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Cryostasis
Coffee Style	Macchiato
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	51
Soulscream	AXEEUAXEEUAUHAAAUHAAAUIAAIAIAAIAIEIAUOEIAUOE

Thomas England was a lineup player for the Hawai'i Fridays. England joined the team at the beginning of Season 1.

Official League Records

England was incinerated on Season 4, Day 86 in a game against the Kansas City Breath Mints and replaced by Sixpack Dogwalker.

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History

Background

England was English on 'is mum's side (she emigrated from the UK chicken pen when she was a young twist n' twirl) and Thomas on his da's side (he was born in Thomas, Oregon). He 'ad an accent which 'as been described as a cross between Madonna's English accent and Tom Hanks' Southern accent. Points for trying, mate.

Incineration

During Season 4, England was on a hot streak, counting a grand slam among his successes, until this was tragically cut short by his incineration during the Waveback Event. His spirit (or his still-flaming femur, at least) lives on with Sixpack Dogwalker.

Trivia

• England preferred tiddleywink was Rosy Lee wif a Randolph Scott of Acker Bilk.
• England took his holidays in Manchester, NH and London, Ontario. Notably, he had never been to the UK.
• England cried "For the Queen!" whenever he stepped up to bat. When asked in the post-game cookouts, due to his accent, it was unclear if he was saluting the queen of England or Queen Lili'uokalani.