Have you heard it? I thought not. It's not a story Parker would tell you. It's a Fridays legend.
Thomas England was a Blaseball player, not exceptionally skilled, but not terrible, who could make the ball sing Rule Britannia as it flew off his bat. He could even make others believe he was actually English (for a moment, anyway). He became so unusual, that the only thing he was afraid of was being forgotten, which it seems that he mostly has been. Unfortunately, his replacement was far better liked by most, and when the Waveback Event occurred, he was overwritten. Ironic; he could make others become beloved figures of lore, but not himself.
