Theodore Duende

Theodore Duende
Art by @Sad_King_Nate
Basic Information
Team	Seattle Garages
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Bagels
Coffee Style	Latte
Blood Type	Grass
Fate	74
Soulscream	OEEIUOEEIUOAEAUHAEAUHAHOAAOHOAAOHIAAHAIAAHAIIHAEIIHAEIIOXIAEOXIAEOUIAXEUIAXEU
Biographical Details
Nickname(s)	Teddy Blaseball, Mr. Blaseball, It's Duendesdays My Dudes
Species	Duende

Theodore Duende is a batter for the Seattle Garages. Duende has been on the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

On Season 7, Day 62, Duende siphoned some of Kansas City Breath Mints pitcher PolkaDot Zavala's hitting ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to

Personal Life

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Theodore Duende was voted team captain after a series of successful plays against the Philly Pies on Day 55 of Season 2. He plays the mallet in the Seattle Garages Bird Polyphonic.

He and Combs Duende are not related, but simply very good friends and members of the Duende species.

Duende joined the Garages because he was looking for a new band to play with, and just happened to stumble into the airplane hangar all the players call home. After he started playing with them, musically, he realized because of his mallet skills he could be of great use to them, blaseball-ly. He now leads the team in spirit, and in rhythm, towards victory.

Duende is regarded by most fans of the Garages to be the best batter in the League, despite being just "pretty good" by all statistical measures. This phenomenon is likely related to the fact that the Garages have, statistically, the worst players of any team.

As Captain, Duende is known to add modern works from the solo marimba repertoire to game footage for post-game analysis sessions. Players have recognized pieces from Keiko Abe, Michael Bobo, and Ivan Trevino in Duende's game footage edits. To this day, no player has asked Duende about this, nor has Duende commented on it.

Duende experiences a rare form of synaesthesia in which he can taste an opponent's pitching style. In one interview he likened Elvis Figueroa to a rich beef Wellington and Hiroto Wilcox to a slightly overdone cinnamon whirl. When asked about Mike Townsend he left the room abruptly and did not return.