Jacob Winner

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Jacob Winner is a lineup player for the Hawaii Fridays. Winner has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Season 2

Jacob pitched a total of 135 innings in Season 2, ranking them #1 in the category across the league.[citation needed]

Season 3

At the end of Season 3, Winner had more road wins than any other pitcher in the Fridays' rotation.[citation needed]

Season 5

During the Reverb incident on Season 5, Day 6, Winner switched positions from pitcher to lineup.

During the Season 5 election, Winner's pitching and baserunning fell half a star as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

Season 7

During the Season 7 elections, Winner was given the Humblebrag blessing, giving them the Idol Immune modification.


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History

Background

Jacob Winner, born Jacob Wurst, decided to pursue a professional blaseball career after receiving the “Most Room for Improvement” trophy out of their little league team. When Jacob went to Joff Blezos High School, they were known for their fierce competitive spirit and extreme splortsmanship; according to their coach, they were “the best ████ benchwarmer I’ve had the pleasure of sitting.”

When an Underleague scout came to Blezos High, they told the team “I was tasked with finding a winner.” Jacob immediately changed their last name to Winner and were recruited on the spot. However, when they underperformed in the Underleagues, he was exiled to the Sovereign Nation of Hawaii where the Fridays found them washed up on a beach. They put a glove on their hand, and they have been their most winningest (by name) pitcher ever since. After being switched to a hitter Jacob has astounded fans by becoming the most winningest (by name) hitter as well, truly a double threat (by name) any team should respect.

Trivia

  • Before Jacob joined the Fridays, the team gym was just some lounge chairs on the beach. Jacob personally transported 20 different rocks to the beach for “the sick gains.” Jacob has offered to spot for the rest of the team, and while no one has taken his offer, they're happy to just support them in whatever way they need.
  • Jacob’s favorite frosty drink is whey protein in a coconut.
  • Jacob loves grilled pineapple and puts it on everything but pizza.

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