Hotbox Sato

Hotbox Sato
Basic Information
Team	Charleston Shoe Thieves
Former Team(s)	Boston Flowers
Status	Alive
Batting	★½
Pitching	★
Defense	★★½
Running	★★½
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Research
Coffee Style	Anything
Blood Type	Psychic
Fate	82
Soulscream	IAEAAIAEAAIAAAIEAAAIEAIOAIIIOAIIIEEAEIEEAEIEAHAAUAHAAUAIIIUIIIIUIIHHAOXHHAOXHAEAXHAEAXHAAEAOAAEAOAA
Biographical Details
Pronouns	it/its
Species	ball of smoke

Hotbox Sato is a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves. Sato has been with the team since Season 4, Day 58 due to a feedback swap.

Official League Records

Sato joined the league as a member of the Boston Flowers on Season 3, Day 5, when it replaced Bryanayah Chang after Chang's incineration.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Sato appears to be entirely made of smoke. No one is sure how it holds a bat, or catches a ball, but its results are undeniable. It is also a very straight-edged individual and in fact believes its name derives from saunas; it is therefore unknown at the current time whether the smoke has psychoactive chemicals in it.

There are rumors of Sato being involved with Dominic Marijuana.

Career As A Shoe Thief

The Shoe Thieves were at first unaware they had received a player in exchange for Morrow Doyle, only realizing Hotbox Sato had been traded to their team after it triggered the smoke alarms in the Charleston clubhouse. After an evacuation and several attempts by the local fire department to find the source of the smoke, Velasquez Alstott discovered the word "Hello" and a rudimentary smiling face drawn in the soot on the clubhouse window. With the support from a coven of local witches, the Shoe Thieves were able to forge a psychic link with Sato, and with this new medium of communication soon welcomed Sato to the team.

Inducting Sato into the Charleston tradition of footwear larceny initially proved challenging as Sato found it tiring to wear shoes for an extended period of time, but pitcher Snyder Briggs suggested they burn some of the shoes left behind by Morrow Doyle, and Sato was able to successfully incorporate the resulting smoke into their own body, which manager Cornelius Games declared "Close enough for me."

While Sato is capable of maintaining a cohesive physical form, it prefers to relax by dispersing evenly throughout an entire room. To accommodate this, the Shoe Thieves removed all smoke detectors and fans from one of the lounges in the Charleston clubhouse, affectionately nicknaming it "the Shoebox".

Sato can often be found relaxing and watching old sitcoms in one of the Shoe Thieves' many piles of stolen shoes with Snyder Briggs, who it is reportedly particularly close to.