Grey Alvarado

Grey Alvarado
Basic Information
Team	Kansas City Breath Mints
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	RepeatingIn Reverb Weather, this player will Repeat. A Repeating player will bat again after getting a hit.
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Rage
Coffee Style	Light & Sweet
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	91
Soulscream	EHEAUEHEAUEAHAIIAHAIIAHIAOUHIAOUH
Biographical Details
Species	Mime

Grey Alvarado is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Alvarado has played for the Breath Mints since Season 1.

Official League Record

Season 3

On Season 3, Day 13, Alvarado suffered an allergic reaction from a stray peanut, which decreased their pitching by ★½ the rest of of their stats by ★.

Season 10

During the Season 10 election, Alvarado received the Repeating modification due to the Breath Mints winning the Rogue Waves blessing.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Alvarado is a mime, and subsequently their bat, balls, and catching gloves are also mimed. These items can interact with other objects as if they had tangible form and are capable of creating sound. Alvarado will often throw a mimed rope around an opponent player, a tactic the Umpiress have tried (and failed) to punish. However for all practical purposes these objects are not real.

Alvarado's favored walk-up music is the second movement of 4′33″, a classical piece by American composer John Cage.

Grey’s Anatomy

Alvarado has never been seen eating real food, only mimed food between at-bats. They frequently mime getting peanuts from the peanut vendor, followed by miming an allergic reaction and stabbing themselves with a mime epi-pen. Fans speculate that Alvarado is sustained by the unreal forces that surround them, devouring the essence of imagination. Fans in close proximity to Alvarado report having much fewer dreams in the days following contact.

Fan Art

Videos

• Mime Crimes - The Story of an Absurd Blaseball Play by @rostilicious

Gallery

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  Mime Time by @prinnamon

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  MIME TIME pixel card by Discord user bugvsbug#7475

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  Vintage Grey cartoon by @awhekate

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  Grey by @awhekate

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  Grey Alvarado by @8loi88