Felix Garbage

Felix Garbage
Art by @quinn_town
Basic Information
Position	Lineup Player
Team	LA Unlimited Tacos
Former Team(s)	New York Millennials
Status	active
Batting	(4.9)
Pitching	(4.4)
Defense	(3.0)
Running	(2.9)
Modifications	ElsewhereThis Player is Elsewhere.  NegativeThis Player is a Negative. Negative players have negative eDensity.  ScatteredThis Player returned from Elsewhere a bit Scattered.  SkippingWhen this Player steps up to bat, they'll start with a randomized count.
Items	Arm Shoes ●○
Dates Active	Jul 29, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Squats
Coffee Style	Cold Brew
Blood Type	Acidic
Fate	13
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him
Side Hustle	Cashier at local McDonalds

Felix Garbage is a lineup player for the LA Unlimited Tacos and has been with the team since the Season 16 elections. Garbage has previously played for the New York Millennials.

Official League Records

Garbage joined the ILB as a lineup player for the New York Millennials on Season 2 Day 46 after the incineration of Scrap Murphy.

Garbage Day

Squaring off against the 38-11 Dallas Steaks on Season 2, Day 50, the Millennials pulled off a surprise win after Garbage dominated the Steaks into extra innings, and a solo home run by star player Thomas Dracaena put the Millennials on top (and the Steaks in Shame) at the bottom of 15 innings. This event is referred to by fans as "Garbage Day."

Garbage Day Final Box Score

Coffee Cup

During the Coffee Cup, Garbage played for the Cold Brew Crew as a lineup player.

Season 16

During the Season 16 elections, Garbage was traded to the LA Unlimited Tacos in exchange for Greer Gwiffin via the Tacos' Equivalent Exchange will.

Career and Pitching Style

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Dr. Felix Garbage is well known for his innovative double-leg-lift pitching technique, one which no other pitcher has been able to replicate. He attributes his ability to a PhD in Physics, earned from Cornell University in his hometown of Ithaca, New York, where he wrote his doctoral thesis on gravitational anomalies in Blaseball rhombi.

The double-leg-lift technique made Dr. Garbage a natural ally of the Millennials in their ancient hatred of the Ground.

Siblings

• Felix Garbage is the sibling of Canada Moist Talkers player Eugenia Garbage.

Fan Art

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  Li'l Felix by @AndreaStreeter