Elijah Valenzuela

Elijah Valenzuela
Basic Information
Team	Hawaii Fridays
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Gossip
Coffee Style	Coffee?
Blood Type	O
Fate	39
Soulscream	AAEEEAAEEEAAHAIEAHAIEAAHAUEAHAUEAAHAEAAHAEAAIIAUOIIAUOIIEIIHIEIIHIAHAUHAHAUHAAOAEUAOAEUAIOAUIIOAUII
Biographical Details
Pronouns	he/him
Side Hustle	Socialist revolution

Elijah Valenzuela is a lineup player for the Hawaii Fridays. Valenzuela has been a member of the team since Season 1. Valenzuela is regarded by both splortswriters and SIBR as one of the most anticapitalist players in blaseball, second only to Schneider Bendie of the New York Millennials

Official League Records

Season 3

Valenzuela ended the season with 10 stolen bases, ranking him #3 in the league.

Season 5

Elijah had a career-defining season, finishing with a 0.355 BA (#2 in the league), 20 doubles (tied for #5), 128 hits (#2), and 0.431 OBP (#2).

During the Season 5 election, Valenzuela's baserunning and defense fell half a star as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

Season 6

On Season 6, Day 61, Valenzuela's defensive ability was siphoned by Dallas Steaks batter Cory Ross as a result of Blooddrain weather, reducing it from to .

Season 7

On Season 7, Day 20, Valenzuela siphoned some of Boyfriend Monreal's baserunning ability.

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History

Background

Elijah is a fan favorite as well as a hero of the proletariat, having led the revolution that established the Sovereign Nation of Hawaii. He is renowned for stealing homes both on and off the blaseball field. Not only has Elijah stolen Fourth Base on multiple occasions during league play, but for every base he steals during a game, he also liberates a vacant mainlander vacation home and gives it to unhoused Hawaiians in need of good Vibes.

Sam and Solis' Passing

Elijah was notably upset by the sudden passing of Sam Solis while pitching against the Charleston Shoe Thieves. At the post-game cookout, when asked what he thought of the formal investigation calling Solis' passing "natural causes," his only reply was, "Is that they're calling it?" and walked away.

Season 5

Elijah had a career-defining season, finishing with the 2nd highest league batting average (0.355), 5th in doubles hit (20), 2nd in hits (128), and 2nd in on-base percentage (0.431), showcasing his abilities to keep innings alive for his team and avoid outs. After such a great season, Valenzuela was given the Golden Rainbow Award by the Hawai'i Fridays, recognizing him as team MVP. He attributed his success primarily to an abundance of good vibes from his teammates and the community, saying that he is "simply another man, lifted by, lifting for, and lifting with his neighbors."

Gallery

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  Season 2 Tlopps card.

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  Season 3 card.