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| − | ''' | + | '''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], and was with the team from {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}} until being [[Incineration|incinerated]] on {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 75. |
==Official League Records== | ==Official League Records== | ||
| − | Fischer | + | Fischer joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}. |
| + | On {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 75, Fischer was [[Incineration|incinerated]] and replaced by [[Blood Hamburger]]. | ||
{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
==Appearance== | ==Appearance== | ||
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==Incineration== | ==Incineration== | ||
| − | Fischer was [[Incineration|incinerated]] on | + | Fischer was [[Incineration|incinerated]] on {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 75, following a 9-1 victory over the [[Los Angeles Tacos]]. Spectators of the game reported a screaming so loud it ruptured eardrums of nearby players and fans, as well as a smell of melting enamel and burning flesh that one bystander described as "absolutely nightmarish but admittedly very different from what I expected." |
| − | While all the attached portions of Fischer's body were completely destroyed, a single long, twelve-pointed tooth was jarred loose from their body as they writhed in pain, flying across the field and landing at the feet of fellow Shoe Thieves hitter [[ | + | While all the attached portions of Fischer's body were completely destroyed, a single long, twelve-pointed tooth was jarred loose from their body as they writhed in pain, flying across the field and landing at the feet of fellow Shoe Thieves hitter [[Velasquez Alstott]]. |
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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| + | File:Fischer.jpg|Tlopps card by {{Twitter|name=kyl_armstrong}} | ||
File:Teeth miniblaseball.png|Miniblaseballer by [https://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky] | File:Teeth miniblaseball.png|Miniblaseballer by [https://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky] | ||
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Latest revision as of 22:52, 16 January 2023
Blankenship Fischer was a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and was with the team from the Return of Blaseball until being incinerated on Season β3, Day 75.
Official League Records
Fischer joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves with the Return of Blaseball.
On Season β3, Day 75, Fischer was incinerated and replaced by Blood Hamburger.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Appearance
Fischer was an occasionally bipedal, 4.8 metre tall batter composed of a single Blaseball coated in living flesh that continuously extruded various types of teeth. These teeth, which posses the characteristics of a variety of known and unknown species, composed the bulk of Fischer's body mass at any given time.
Fischer was sometimes known by the nickname "Howler", due to their habit of continuously screaming during their time at bat. This was particularly notable due to the fact that, throughout many medical examinations over the course of their career, they were never found to possess any kind of vocal folds or respiratory system.
Personality
Fischer's hobbies included horseback riding, video game criticism, and amateur competitive dentistry.
Fischer specialized in stealing non-slip work shoes.
Incineration
Fischer was incinerated on Season β3, Day 75, following a 9-1 victory over the Los Angeles Tacos. Spectators of the game reported a screaming so loud it ruptured eardrums of nearby players and fans, as well as a smell of melting enamel and burning flesh that one bystander described as "absolutely nightmarish but admittedly very different from what I expected."
While all the attached portions of Fischer's body were completely destroyed, a single long, twelve-pointed tooth was jarred loose from their body as they writhed in pain, flying across the field and landing at the feet of fellow Shoe Thieves hitter Velasquez Alstott.
Gallery
Tlopps card by @kyl_armstrong
Miniblaseballer by @HetreaSky
| Players | Batters | |
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| Shadows | ||
| Buried | Richardson Games · Darren Chill · Slosh Gulp · Becker Solis | |
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| Stats | Season | β1 · β2 · β3 · β4 · β5 · β6 · β7 · β8 · β9 · β10 · β11 · β12 · β13 · β14 · β15 · β16 · β17 · β18 · β19 · β20 · β21 · β22 · β23 · β24 1 · 2 · Full List |
| Circuits | Gamma 1 · Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
| Events | The Grand Unslam · Day X | |
| Ballpark | Choux Stadium | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Cornelius Games · Matteo Prestige · Sneaker Pete · Holden Milk | |
| Places | Charleston · The Beck And Call · Sunken Charleston Remembrance Obelisk | |
| History | Charleston Shoe Thieves' History · Fan Awards | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| Your Kicks are Our Kicks. | ||
