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When any player is in a match during a [[Solar Eclipse]], there is a chance they will be [[Incineration|incinerated]] and killed by a [[Umpire#Rogue Umpires|Rogue Umpire]]. Known cases of this in Season 3 are listed below.<br />
 
When any player is in a match during a [[Solar Eclipse]], there is a chance they will be [[Incineration|incinerated]] and killed by a [[Umpire#Rogue Umpires|Rogue Umpire]]. Known cases of this in Season 3 are listed below.<br />
 
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<br />When any player is in a match during [[Peanuts#Peanuts as Weather|Peanut weather]], there is a chance they will "swallow a stray peanut" and experience a permanent physical [[Peanuts#Allergic Reactions and Yummy Reactions|reaction]], called either an Allergic Reaction or a Yummy Reaction. Known cases of this in Season 3 are listed below.
 
<br />When any player is in a match during [[Peanuts#Peanuts as Weather|Peanut weather]], there is a chance they will "swallow a stray peanut" and experience a permanent physical [[Peanuts#Allergic Reactions and Yummy Reactions|reaction]], called either an Allergic Reaction or a Yummy Reaction. Known cases of this in Season 3 are listed below.
 
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Revision as of 13:10, 8 August 2020

Season 3 of Internet League Blaseball began on Monday, August 3, 2020. The regular season is scheduled to end on Friday, August 7, 2020. The postseason and the 3rd Internet Series is scheduled to start on Saturday, August 8, 2020. It is the second season of the Discipline Era, and the first season of the Peanut Plague. Following the day of Blasphemy, it became the first season of Uncertainty.


Notable Events

The Blasphemy Peanut screen displayed following the detected Peanut Fraud. The letters have been highlighted for clarity.

Peanut Plague

See the main article on Peanut Plague.

Peanut Plague is the first subtitle of The Discipline Era, appearing at the opening pitch of Season 3 (August 3, 2020) and following the successful Season 2 decree known as Peanuts. This period also introduced several more participation elements revolving around peanuts, such as peanuts as an item type, peanuts as a weather type, and peanuts as an allergic reaction.

Peanut Fraud

See the main article on Peanut Fraud.

On Season 3 Day 2 (August 3, 2020), play was interrupted following the discovery of Peanut Fraud. Internet League Blaseball officials have announced play would not resume until the peanut cheaters have repented. Due to the inevitability of blaseball, play resumed soon after; however the peanut cheaters did not come forward. This indignity lives on forever in the memory of the Blaseball Gods.

Blasphemy

See the main article on Blasphemy.

During the Internet League downtime of August 3, 2020, all website display pages were replaced with a large rotating image of The Peanut; below which was scrawled in red text the word 'BLASPHEMY' in addition to a string of letters in a dark-dark-grey color. Blaseball fans speculate that these letters represent recently incinerated blaseball players.

Uncertainty

The meaning of Uncertainty is uncertain.

Uncertainty is the second subtitle of The Discipline Era, appearing on August 3, 2020 as an apparently direct response to the Peanut Fraud and Blasphemy incident. The state of the splort following the period of Uncertainty is one of great uncertainty. This period has marked the introduction of Lots of Birds as a weather type, who are seemingly attracted to peanuts. This period also seems to coincide with increasing incidents of blaseball player incinerations (although it is possible there is no causation at work.)

The Grand Unslam

See the main article on The Grand Unslam.

On Season 3 Day 73 (August 6, 2020), a lengthy game between the Charleston Shoe Thieves and the Los Angeles Tacos became the longest game (by minutes played) to date, and went on to produce a temporal phenomena. At the bottom of the 15th inning, play was interrupted by a Bad Gateway event, prompting an official pause by umpires. Players were then visited by messages from The Peanut, similar to the Blasphemy event above.

When regular play resumed three hours later, the standings reflected that the two teams had 75 total games played by the end of Day 74—one more game than the rest of the league. Fans began to dub the events surrounding the extra, unseen game as The Grand Unslam.



Ongoing Decrees

Following the Season 2 Election, the following decrees are in place for Season 3:


Standings

The Good League Record The Evil League Record
Lawful Good Lawful Evil
San Francisco Lovers 59-40 Hades Tigers 70-29
Dallas Steaks 55-54 Philly Pies 53-46
Kansas City Breath Mints 49-50 Baltimore Crabs 44-55
Los Angeles Tacos 38-62 Mexico City Wild Wings 42-57
Chicago Firefighters 35-64 Hellmouth Sunbeams 38-61
Chaotic Good Chaotic Evil
New York Millennials 65-34 Canada Moist Talkers 53-46
Charleston Shoe Thieves 60-40 Breckenridge Jazz Hands 50-49
Yellowstone Magic 53-46 Houston Spies 49-50
Hawaii Fridays 48-51 Seattle Garages 48-51
New York Millennials 42-57 Miami Dalé 40-59

Teams that advanced to the playoffs are denoted in italics.

Postseason


Incinerations

When any player is in a match during a Solar Eclipse, there is a chance they will be incinerated and killed by a Rogue Umpire. Known cases of this in Season 3 are listed below.

Player Team Incineration Date Opposing Team
Rhys Trombone Hellmouth Sunbeams Day 2 Seattle Garages
Bennett Browning Seattle Garages Day 4 Hellmouth Sunbeams
Bryanayah Chang Boston Flowers Day 5 New York Millennials
Juan Rangel Philly Pies Day 5
Paul Barnes San Francisco Lovers Day 5 Dallas Steaks
Theodore Passon Miami Dalé Day 6
Miguel Javier San Francisco Lovers Day 11 Chicago Firefighters
Chorby Soul New York Millennials Day 14 Charleston Shoe Thieves
Natha Kath Los Angeles Tacos Day 16 Kansas City Breath Mints
Kennedy Alstott Canada Moist Talkers Day 19 Philly Pies
Velasquez Meadows Hellmouth Sunbeams Day 23 Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Ogden Mendoza Breckenridge Jazz Hands Day 24 Hellmouth Sunbeams
Sebastian Townsend Charleston Shoe Thieves
Atlas Jonbois Charleston Shoe Thieves Day 43 Hellmouth Sunbeams
Tyler Violet Canada Moist Talkers Day 44
Tiana Cash Seattle Garages Day 47 Houston Spies
Jorge Ito Boston Flowers Day 47 New York Millennials
Matteo Prestige Charleston Shoe Thieves Day 57 Kansas City Breath Mints
Sam Solis Hawaii Fridays Day 67 Charleston Shoe Thieves
Shaquille Torres Seattle Garages Day 73
Blankenship Fischer Charleston Shoe Thieves Day 75 Los Angeles Tacos
Miku Satana Houston Spies Day 76 Seattle Garages
Hendricks Rangel Hawaii Fridays Day 76 Los Angeles Tacos
Sebastian Sunshine Hawaii Fridays Day 76 Los Angeles Tacos
Derrick Krueger Seattle Garages Day 80 Miami Dalé
Isaac Rubberman Boston Flowers Day 82 Dallas Steaks


Peanut Reactions


When any player is in a match during Peanut weather, there is a chance they will "swallow a stray peanut" and experience a permanent physical reaction, called either an Allergic Reaction or a Yummy Reaction. Known cases of this in Season 3 are listed below.

Player Team Reaction Date Opposing Team Reaction Type
Marco Stink Dallas Steaks Day 4 Yummy
Simon Haley Canada Moist Talkers Day 8 Houston Spies Allergic
Hendricks Richardson Breckenridge Jazz Hands Day 11 Seattle Garages Allergic
Rodriguez Internet Kansas City Breath Mints Day 13 Los Angeles Tacos Allergic
Grey Alvarado Kansas City Breath Mints Day 13 Los Angeles Tacos Allergic
Schneider Bendie New York Millennials Day 15 Charleston Shoe Thieves Allergic
Eduardo Ingram Kansas City Breath Mints Day 15 Los Angeles Tacos Allergic
Edric Tosser Chicago Firefighters Day 20 Yellowstone Magic Allergic
Joshua Butt Chicago Firefighters Day 20 Yellowstone Magic Allergic
Paula Mason Chicago Firefighters Day 20 Yellowstone Magic Allergic
Raúl Leal Miami Dalé Day 26 Seattle Garages Allergic
Randy Dennis Miami Dalé Day 36 Allergic
Workman Gloom Charleston Shoe Thieves Day 37 Kansas City Breath Mints Yummy
Stephens Lightner Breckenridge Jazz Hands Day 46 Philly Pies Allergic
Nerd Pacheco Hellmouth Sunbeams Day 48 Hades Tigers Yummy
Ziwa Mueller Canada Moist Talkers Day 48 Mexico City Wild Wings Yummy
Wyatt Mason Los Angeles Tacos Day 50 Boston Flowers Allergic
Matteo Prestige Charleston Shoe Thieves Day 52 Kansas City Breath Mints Allergic
Taiga Quitter Los Angeles Tacos Day 63 Allergic
Wyatt Mason Los Angeles Tacos Day 64 Kansas City Breath Mints Allergic
Wanda Pothos Los Angeles Tacos Day 64 Kansas City Breath Mints Allergic
Declan Suzanne Chicago Firefighters Day 77 Dallas Steaks Allergic
Sixpack Santiago Miami Dalé Day 84 Canada Moist Talkers Allergic
Valentine Games Baltimore Crabs Day 98 Hellmouth Sunbeams Yummy






Election Ballot[1]

Decrees

The two Decrees with the most community votes will go into effect.

Icon Name Effect
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 Eat The Rich: Redistribute the funds from the Top 1% of Fans at the end of each Season
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 Eat the Crust 5 Players from the 2-Time Champion Pies will be reassigned to Random Teams
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 Interviews GET TO KNOW THE PLAYERS
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 Late Stage Postseason Bet Payouts increase each round: 2x, 3x, 5x
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 Blaserunning Stolen Bases are worth 0.1 Runs

Blessings

Each Blessing will be awarded to a randomly selected player or team based. Votes from a team's fans increase the likelihood of that team receiving a blessing.

Name Effect
Anticapitalism, Brought To You By Friends At The Table Your team will become fully anticapitalist.
Rigour Mortis Stiff Limbs. -10% team baserunning to your team's division opponents.
Evil Wind Sprints The Wind can be Evil. Run. +15% Team Baserunning
Bloodlust URRRRRRGGHHHHHH. Maxes the stats of a random player on your team.
Highway Robbery The best player in the league joins your team.
Headhunter The best hitter in your team's subleague (Good or Evil) joins your team.
Vulture The best player in your team's division joins your team.
Pretty Plz? Feed your hitters coffee grounds. Team hitting changes from -5% to +15%
Team-Building Exercise Re-rolls your team's three worst players
Summoning Circle Re-rolls your team's 3 worst hitters
Exploratory Surgeries Re-rolls your team's worst 3 pitchers
Performance Enhancing Demons Mggoka match ng strike fm'latghor. Fm'latgh. +8% Team Overall
Pseudo-Thumbs Pseudo-Thumbs burst from the skin on the opposite of your pitchers' hands. +10% Team Pitching
The Rack [cartilage and bone snapping] +15% Team Defense
Exile Send your team's worst hitter to a random other team. Receive a random player back.
Go Away Send your team's worst pitcher to a random team. Receive a random player back.


Election Results


References

  1. ↑ Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide
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