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Due to a particularly poor stint of pitching, Randolph was forced to remove the following performance-enhancing (but tragically slippery) foods from the team's caloric rotation: Finger Eels, Buttered Fins, Snail & Aloe Soup, and "The Squirt".
 
Due to a particularly poor stint of pitching, Randolph was forced to remove the following performance-enhancing (but tragically slippery) foods from the team's caloric rotation: Finger Eels, Buttered Fins, Snail & Aloe Soup, and "The Squirt".
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Latest revision as of 14:44, 29 August 2020

Beef Randolph is the nutritionist for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. They plan to improve the team's performance via a patented raw egg kombucha cocktail added to the between-inning refreshment sidecart.

Due to a particularly poor stint of pitching, Randolph was forced to remove the following performance-enhancing (but tragically slippery) foods from the team's caloric rotation: Finger Eels, Buttered Fins, Snail & Aloe Soup, and "The Squirt".