Washer Barajas

Washer Barajas
Image by Sparkle emoji Mort (@talkinbouttinygames)
Basic Information
Team	Yellowstone Magic
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Doing a good deed and telling everyone about it
Coffee Style	Anything
Blood Type	O No
Fate	99
Soulscream	EUAEUEUAEUEEAAIAEAAIAEAUEOUAUEOUAEIEEAEIEEAEAIOIIAIOIIAIUIOEIUIOEIEIEEIEIEEIE
Biographical Details
Pronouns	Gey / Geys. They / them is also an acceptable translation for English purposes
Species	Geyser

Washer Barajas is a batter for the Yellowstone Magic. Barajas has been a member of the team since Season 1. Barajas is known for being the first batter in the Magic's lineup, and for their ability to steal bases.

Official League Records

Barajas was a league leader in stolen bases in Season 2, along with their teammate Sutton Picklestein, both scoring 12 steals.

During a game against the New York Millennials on Season 5, Day 37, Barajas swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction which halved all of their star ratings.

During the Season 5 election, Barajas's baserunning fell half a star as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

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On Season 5, Day 37, a single, stray peanut flew into Barajas's mouth, provoking a severe, previously undisclosed allergic reaction, leading the team's healers to rush onto the field. The crowd fell silent as officials huddled around the unresponsive geyser until, with a gurgling choke, Barajas began spewing thousands of peanuts into the air. This phenomenon has yet to stop, and now anytime Barajas erupts—gey's waterspout only reaches about half the height of its usual eruptions, and along with it comes an endless stream of peanut. Barajas seems just as confused and uncomfortable about it as everyone else. Splorts fans who have dared to eat any of the peanuts showered onto them by the geyser report a distinctly acrid but otherwise delicious taste.

Park rangers are baffled by the event. One was quoted saying, "From what we can tell the original peanut is still stuck in there, and for some reason it seems to be multiplying like, forever. We're still trying to figure out how to get the original peanut dislodged, but there are a lot of park regulations surrounding this kind of thing. Anyway, we hope we'll get to see Washer erupt at full height again someday. Get well soon, buddy."

Gallery

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  Image by Amam741

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  Image by @GalaxyBrainLiz1

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  Image by @oceanblanks

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  Image by @studiopasserine

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  Getting his morning joe, by MagicMarx

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  Learning from Eiz, by Passerine

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  An older interpretation, by Nausicaa

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  Season 13 card by ChewyPudding#7060