Vito Kravitz

Vito Kravitz
Art by @jellorain_
Basic Information
Team	Unlimited Tacos
Former Team(s)	Boston Flowers
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.
Dates Active	Aug 7, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Blood transfusion
Coffee Style	Milk Substitute
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	70
Soulscream	OIAEEOIAEEOEIXUIEIXUIEAAAUOAAAUOAOAAEIOAAEIO
Biographical Details
Age	Skeleton
Pronouns	He/Him
Nickname(s)	2 Star King
Species	Skeleton
Other Background Information
Likes	Cars, selling cars, '80s Leather fashion

Vito Kravitz is a pitcher for the Unlimited Tacos and has been with the team since Season 4. Kravitz formerly played for the Boston Flowers.

Official League Records

Kravitz joined the league as a member of the Boston Flowers immediately after the incineration of Isaac Rubberman during the Flowers' Season 3, Day 82 match against the Dallas Steaks.

Season 4

Kravitz swapped teams from the Boston Flowers to The Unlimited Tacos due to Feedback on Season 4 Day 54, replacing Moses Mason.

At the end of Season 4, Kravitz was affected by the Alternate Reality Decree, resulting in an increase in hitting stats from to .

Season 7

During the Season 7, Day 93 game against the Boston Flowers, Kravitz received a -star boost to all stats.

Season 9

On Season 9, Day 10, Kravitz's hitting ability was siphoned by Baltimore Crabs batter Luis Acevedo in a game with Blooddrain weather. This dropped Kravitz's batting from to .

Coffee Cup

During the Coffee Cup, Kravitz played for the Milk Proxy Society as a lineup player.

Season 13

In the Season 13 elections, Kravitz was moved to the Tacos' Shadows as a result of the Foreshadow Will. They were replaced by Nicholas Vincent.

Season 14

During the Season 14 elections, Vito Kravitz was sent to the Rotation in exchange for Sexton Wheerer as a result of the Foreshadow Will.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Vito Kravitz's appearance is that of a 5'3" animated skeleton, dressed in a ragged Pelle Pelle 1981 leather jacket with the pockets stuffed full of dandelions (for good luck) which he wears over his Blaseball Uniform, and a pair of triangular cat-eye sunglasses. This fashion statement is supported by fellow Flowers player King Weatherman, despite being a departure from his own sense of personal style.

Vito Kravitz owned and operated a used car dealership, Krazy Kravitz's Used Automobile Emporium, prior to his death several decades ago. However, his desire to sell used cars was so great he transcended death to return to the mortal plane as the undead. During one of his joy rides in his 1959 Cadillac Flower Car, he crashed into the side of a Blaseball stadium just as Rubberman was incinerated. After the team pulled him from the wreckage, Flowers captain Beck Whitney noticed his potential, and as there was now an opening, he was immediately recruited into the team.

Despite his public insistence that he is dedicated to the splort, his enthusiasm towards vehicles is still well documented, and it is not uncommon for him to attempt to ply his former trade while on the field. He is well known for his frequent arguments that cars should be included in Blaseball, and has taken to driving his car around the bases much to the chagrin of his team mates. The crowd can often be heard chanting "Kravitz please remove your car from the pitch. Again, Kravitz please remove your car from the pitch, that is not a legal move."

Upon joining the Tacos, Kravitz was given a once-over by Basilio Mason, who then demanded the jacket be handed to him. When returned, the jacket looked brand new. Every nick was fixed, each patch was re-sewn, and some were replaced. Missing were the dandelions stuffed in the pockets, only to be replaced by a dandelion patch on the left breast pocket. Tiny letters reading "VK f BF" were embroidered by the stem.

Alternate Reality

After Kravitz received the Alternate Reality decree, fans noticed his suit, once loosely draped atop his skeletal shape, had been stuffed full of cash. This came as a shock to both his teammates and fans, as he had seemed to have given up his ways as a used car salesman shortly after joining the Unlimited Tacos.

As a capitalist, Alternate Reality Kravitz reopened his car shop, began a Blitcoin mining scheme, and refused to eat any taco that cost less than one hundred dollars. While not eating tacos, Kravitz was often seen smoking cigars. He also seemed to have grown a goatee, despite the fact that he is purely bone. When asked the reason for his newfound love of capitalism, while still being on a team with maximum Anticapitalism, he explained that in his rift of Los Angeli, the Tacos were reigning Blaseball champions, and had amassed great wealth.

However, after learning that Los Angeli had infinite rifts of existence, Kravitz realized he could simply take a bus to his original dimension, and direct Kravitz Prime back to his original rift. Though for reasons beyond our understanding, Alternate Kravitz is still contractually obligated to play games for the Unlimited Tacos.

Gallery

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  by p_a_mcg

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  Vito with one of his cars by ShorterSneakier

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  Vito Kravitz showing off by @jellorain_

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  Vito x Mound pitching gif by T Applesmith

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  Art by @Fancymancer

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