Talk:Vito Kravitz

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Aquelon (talkcontribs)

Vito is varying degrees of relevant to the various joining-the-tacos-updates we've been adding, namely Lucas Petty and Hendricks Richardson.

Petty (talk page: https://www.blaseball.wiki/w/Talk:Lucas_Petty):

  • Vito will probably be added to the infobox sidebar as a potential romantic relationship for Petty, alongside Marquez Clark, Goobie Ballson, and potentially McBaseball Clembons (Petty has accumulated quite the polycule, it seems)
  • In the section on Petty's transfer to the Tacos: "Vito Kravitz tried to sell Petty an absolutely garbage car from his used car shop. However, while looking around the lot, Petty expressed interest in one of Kravitz’s project cars, firmly establishing that they had a common interest: vehicles. Once persuaded to not sell Petty a practically nonfunctional car, Kravitz helped Petty get a new and functional racecar."
  • They're both our navigation map drivers, oh no: "Shortly afterwards, the Depth Chart became navigable by spaceship. Petty and Kravitz strapped several fireworks that they had picked up while on a road trip together to the top of the Chariot, and worked together to pilot it to try to direct the team to safety, in the form of the Desert."
  • In the relationships section: "Petty and Vito Kravitz are the two car guys of the Tacos. They are friends, although they also have a friendly rivalry and often compete with each other so their friendship might not be immediately obvious. Petty can rein in Kravitz’s potential obnoxiousness when in a group, but enjoys it and can also enable him when they’re alone or when the dumb stuff they do together will not ruin the vibes of a group, in which case they are constantly goofing around together and giving each other heck."

Hendricks (talk page: https://www.blaseball.wiki/w/Talk:Hendricks_Richardson):

  • oof: "Within just a few games in active play, Richardson was voicemailed into the shadows in exchange for Vito Kravitz. Kravitz, being easily the least anticapitalist member of the Tacos, was eager to rub that in despite performing markedly worse for his star rating than Richardson. (choose function: Richardson views Kravitz as annoying but ultimately harmless, especially since he is large enough to cover Kravitz entirely with one paw. <other option> Richardson has what could be described as a sports anime-esque rivalry with Kravitz despite not caring that much about the splort itself, but is large enough to cover Kravitz entirely with one paw when he gets too annoying.) Richardson and Kravitz had opposite reactions to the Coin’s death resulting in all coins melting, and Richardson has been trying to help Kravitz cope with post-capitalism since."
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