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**The Moist Talkers did not receive any blessings in the [[Season 1#Election Results|election]]. | **The Moist Talkers did not receive any blessings in the [[Season 1#Election Results|election]]. | ||
*In [[Season 2]], the Moist Talkers finished first in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 55-44, earning a spot in the Postseason before being swept 3-0 by the [[Philly Pies]] in Round 1. | *In [[Season 2]], the Moist Talkers finished first in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 55-44, earning a spot in the Postseason before being swept 3-0 by the [[Philly Pies]] in Round 1. | ||
− | **The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 2# | + | **The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 2#Blessings|Defection]] blessing with 3% of the vote, stealing [[PolkaDot Patterson]] from the [[Baltimore Crabs]], and sending back [[Oliver Notarobot]]. |
*In [[Season 3]], the Moist Talkers finished first in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 53-46, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-2 to the Philly Pies once again in Round 1. | *In [[Season 3]], the Moist Talkers finished first in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 53-46, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-2 to the Philly Pies once again in Round 1. | ||
**The Moist Talkers did not receive any blessings in the [[Season 3#Election Results|election]]. | **The Moist Talkers did not receive any blessings in the [[Season 3#Election Results|election]]. | ||
*In [[Season 4]], the Moist Talkers finished second in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 53-46, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-2 to the [[Hades Tigers]] in Round 1. | *In [[Season 4]], the Moist Talkers finished second in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 53-46, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-2 to the [[Hades Tigers]] in Round 1. | ||
**As a result of the [[Season 4#Election Results|Alternate Reality]] decree, Moist Talkers batter [[Jesús Koch]] and pitcher [[Jenkins Good]] had their alternates called, resulting in a reroll of their stats. | **As a result of the [[Season 4#Election Results|Alternate Reality]] decree, Moist Talkers batter [[Jesús Koch]] and pitcher [[Jenkins Good]] had their alternates called, resulting in a reroll of their stats. | ||
− | **The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 4# | + | **The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 4#Blessings|Questioning Their Every Decision]] blessing with 8% of the vote, impairing the vibes of the [[Houston Spies]], [[Miami Dale]], [[Seattle Garages]], and [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] by 7%. |
*In [[Season 5]], the Moist Talkers finished second in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 55-44, earning a spot in the Postseason and defeating the Baltimore Crabs 3-1 in Round 1 before losing to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands 3-2 in Round 2. | *In [[Season 5]], the Moist Talkers finished second in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 55-44, earning a spot in the Postseason and defeating the Baltimore Crabs 3-1 in Round 1 before losing to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands 3-2 in Round 2. | ||
**As a result of the [[Season 5#Election Results|High Filter]] decree, the Moist Talkers were moved into the new [[Mild League|Mild High]] division. | **As a result of the [[Season 5#Election Results|High Filter]] decree, the Moist Talkers were moved into the new [[Mild League|Mild High]] division. | ||
− | **The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 5# | + | **The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 5#Blessings|Flame-Resistant Foam]] blessing with 8% of the vote, making them immune to [[incineration]] for Season 6. |
*In [[Season 6]], the Moist Talkers finished fifth in the Mild High division with a record of 48-51, missing the Postseason. | *In [[Season 6]], the Moist Talkers finished fifth in the Mild High division with a record of 48-51, missing the Postseason. | ||
**The Moist Talkers did not receive any blessings in the [[Season 6#Election Results|election]]. | **The Moist Talkers did not receive any blessings in the [[Season 6#Election Results|election]]. | ||
*In [[Season 7]], the Moist Talkers finished fifth in the Mild High division with a record of 42-57, missing the Postseason. | *In [[Season 7]], the Moist Talkers finished fifth in the Mild High division with a record of 42-57, missing the Postseason. | ||
− | **The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 7# | + | **The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 7#Blessings|Scorpler's Jacket]] blessing with 3% of the vote, granting [[Jesús Koch]] Mclaughlin Scorpler's Memorial Fireproof Jacket, and making them immune to incineration. |
*In [[Season 8]], the Moist Talkers finished fourth in the Mild High division with a record of 48-51, missing the Postseason. | *In [[Season 8]], the Moist Talkers finished fourth in the Mild High division with a record of 48-51, missing the Postseason. | ||
− | **The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 8|Barrel of Tiny Eggs]] blessing with 16% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 [[peanuts]]. | + | **The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 8#Blessings|Barrel of Tiny Eggs]] blessing with 16% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 [[peanuts]]. |
*In [[Season 9]], the Moist Talkers finished fourth in the Mild High division with a record of 50-49, missing the Postseason. | *In [[Season 9]], the Moist Talkers finished fourth in the Mild High division with a record of 50-49, missing the Postseason. | ||
− | **The [[Baltimore Crabs|Crabs]] won the [[ | + | **The [[Baltimore Crabs|Crabs]] won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Fifth Base Bubble]] blessing with 24% of the vote, inflicting [[Modifications#The Fifth Base|Fifth Base]] on the Moist Talkers for Season 10. |
− | **The [[Boston Flowers|Flowers]] won [[Season 9|The Shame Bubble]] blessing with 7% of the vote, inflicting [[Modifications#Targeted Shame|Targeted Shame]] on the Moist Talkers for Season 10. | + | **The [[Boston Flowers|Flowers]] won [[Season 9#Blessings|The Shame Bubble]] blessing with 7% of the vote, inflicting [[Modifications#Targeted Shame|Targeted Shame]] on the Moist Talkers for Season 10. |
− | **The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9# | + | **The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Eat me, Drink me]] blessing with 2% of the vote, boosting [[Beans McBlase]]'s Power and Max Vibes, but decreasing their Baserunning. |
− | **The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 9# | + | **The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Tag Team Hitting]] blessing with 7% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the [[LA Unlimited Tacos|Unlimited Tacos]] by 10%. |
− | **Third, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9# | + | **Third, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Boatload of Tiny Eggs]] blessing with 45% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 peanuts. |
− | **Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9# | + | **Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Fishing Net]] blessing with 9% of the vote, maxing out the defensive stats of [[Cedric Spliff]]. |
*In [[Season 10]], the Moist Talkers finished first in the Mild High division with a record of 67-32, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-1 to the [[New York Millennials]] in Round 2. | *In [[Season 10]], the Moist Talkers finished first in the Mild High division with a record of 67-32, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-1 to the [[New York Millennials]] in Round 2. | ||
**As a result of the [[Shelled One]]'s defeat on [[Day X]], [[York Silk]] fell to the Moist Talkers as a lineup player. | **As a result of the [[Shelled One]]'s defeat on [[Day X]], [[York Silk]] fell to the Moist Talkers as a lineup player. | ||
− | **The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 10# | + | **The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 10#Blessings|Divisional Swap]] blessing with 38% of the vote, swapping divisions into [[Mild League|Mild Low]], and sending the [[Philly Pies]] into Mild High. |
*In [[Season 11]], the Moist Talkers finished first in the Mild Low division with a record of 65-39, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-1 to the [[Yellowstone Magic]] in Round 2. | *In [[Season 11]], the Moist Talkers finished first in the Mild Low division with a record of 65-39, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-1 to the [[Yellowstone Magic]] in Round 2. | ||
− | **The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 11# | + | **The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 11#Blessings|V]] blessing with 51% of the vote, granting them V The Hierophant as their Tarot Card. |
*In [[Season 12]], the Moist Talkers finished second in the Mild Low division with a record of 55-44, missing the Postseason due to [[Divine Favor]]. | *In [[Season 12]], the Moist Talkers finished second in the Mild Low division with a record of 55-44, missing the Postseason due to [[Divine Favor]]. | ||
**The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 12#Wills|Trust]] will with a 1% chance, granting [[PolkaDot Patterson]] the {{ModifInline|Flippers}} [[Modifications#Flippers|modification]]. | **The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 12#Wills|Trust]] will with a 1% chance, granting [[PolkaDot Patterson]] the {{ModifInline|Flippers}} [[Modifications#Flippers|modification]]. | ||
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**The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 12#Blessings|Earlbirds]] blessing with 2% of the vote, giving the team the {{ModifInline|Earlbirds}} modification for Season 13's Earlseason. | **The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 12#Blessings|Earlbirds]] blessing with 2% of the vote, giving the team the {{ModifInline|Earlbirds}} modification for Season 13's Earlseason. | ||
**The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 12#Blessings|Tag Team Hitting]] blessing with 4% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the [[Ohio Worms]] by 10%. | **The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 12#Blessings|Tag Team Hitting]] blessing with 4% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the [[Ohio Worms]] by 10%. | ||
+ | *In [[Season 13]], the Moist Talkers finished third in the Mild Low division with a record of 57-42, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-2 to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] in Round 2. | ||
+ | **The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 13#Wills|Foreshadow]] will with a 26% chance, shadowing [[Mooney Doctor]] in exchange for [[Shirai McElroy]]. | ||
+ | **The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 13#Wills|Plunder]] will with a 6% chance, targeting [[PolkaDot Patterson]] in exchange for the freshly-unshadowed [[Shirai McElroy]]. | ||
+ | **The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 13|High Pressure]] blessing with 25% of the vote, granting the team the {{ModifInline|High Pressure}} [[Modifications#High Pressure|modification]]. | ||
+ | *In [[Season 14]], the Moist Talkers finished first in the Mild Low division with a record of 68-31, earning a spot in the Postseason before defeating the [[Baltimore Crabs]] 3-0, the [[Yellowstone Magic]] 3-2, and the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] 3-0 to claim their first Internet League Blaseball championship. | ||
+ | **The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 14|Infuse]] will with a 5% chance, granting [[Lucien Patchwork]] a stat increase from {{Star Change|6.0|11.1}} combined stars. | ||
+ | **The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 14#Wills|Revoke]] will with a 38% chance, revoking [[Bright Zimmerman]], who then roamed to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. | ||
+ | **The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 14#Blessings|Headliners]] blessing with 7% of the vote, sorting their lineup by Idolatry. | ||
+ | *In [[Season 15]], the Moist Talkers finished second in the Mild Low division with a record of 62-37, earning a spot in the Postseason before defeating the [[New York Millennials]] 3-1, the [[Baltimore Crabs]] 3-1, and the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] 3-1 to claim their second Internet League Blaseball championship. | ||
+ | **As a result of the [[Season 15#Decrees|Bats]] decree, all players on the Moist Talkers' active roster received a Bat item. | ||
+ | **The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 15#Wills|Transfuse]] will with a 4% chance, granting [[Greer Lott]] a pitching stat increase of {{Star Change|3.4|4.6}} while giving them a batting star decrease of {{Star Change|4.4|4.2}} . | ||
+ | **The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 15#Wills|Plunder]] will with an 11% chance, targeting [[York Silk]] in exchange for [[Fish Summer]]. | ||
+ | **The Steaks received the [[Season 15#Wills|Plunder]] will with a 15% chance, targeting [[PolkaDot Patterson]] in exchange for [[Sixpack Dogwalker]]. | ||
+ | **The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 15#Blessings|Water Logged]] blessing with 43% of the vote, granting the team the {{ModifInline|H20}} [[Blood Type|blood type]]. | ||
+ | *In [[Season 16]], the Moist Talkers finished first in the Mild Low division with a record of 64-35, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-2 to the [[Core Mechanics]] in Round 2. | ||
+ | **The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 16#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 13% chance, trading [[Alston Cerveza]] for [[Richmond Harrison]] of the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. | ||
+ | **The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 16#Wills|Foreshadow]] will with a 36% chance, shadowing [[Sixpack Dogwalker]] in exchange for [[Augusto Reddick]]. | ||
+ | **The Garages received the [[Season 16#Wills|Plunder]] will with a 1% chance, targeting [[York Silk]] in exchange for [[Carmelo Plums]]. | ||
+ | *In [[Season 17]], the Moist Talkers finished third in the Mild Low division with a record of 54-45, missing the Postseason. | ||
+ | **The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 17#Wills|Move]] will with a 12% chance, moving [[Carmelo Plums]] from the lineup to the rotation. | ||
+ | **The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 17#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 1% chance, trading [[Carmelo Plums]] for [[Goobie Ballson]] of the [[Chicago Firefighters]]. | ||
+ | **The Moist Talkers won the [[Wyatt Mason (Season 14 birth)/IF-14.81|Necklace Supply Run]] blessing with 6% of the vote, granting all players on the Moist Talkers' active roster with an available item slot a Necklace. | ||
+ | **The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 17|Handcrafted Necklace Drop]] blessing, granting [[Commissioner Vapor]] a Head Necklace item after dropping their Chunky Bat. | ||
+ | *In Season 18, the Moist Talkers finished fifth in the Mild Low division with a record of 42-57, missing the Postseason. | ||
+ | **The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 18#Wills|Alternate Trust]] will with a 2% chance, calling in an alternate for [[Greer Lott]], who gained both the {{ModifInline|Alternate}} and {{ModifInline|Negative}} [[Modifications#Alternate|modifications]]. | ||
+ | **The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 18#Wills|Shadow Infuse]] will with a 22% chance, granting [[London Simmons]] a batting stat increase of {{Star Change|3.0|4.1}} . | ||
+ | **The Dale received the [[Season 18#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 6% chance, trading [[Randy Dennis]] for [[Richmond Harrison]]. | ||
+ | **The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 18#Blessings|Slow Build]] blessing with 23% of the vote, granting all lineup players the {{ModifInline|Slow Build}} [[Modifications#Slow Build|modification]]. | ||
+ | **The Moist Talkers also won the [[Tokyo Lift/Season 18|Open Floor Plan]] blessing with 17% of the vote, granting Gleek Arena the {{ModifInline|Open Floor Plan}} [[Modifications#Open Floor Plan|modification]]. | ||
+ | *In Season 19, the Moist Talkers finished fifth in the Mild Low division with a record of 58-41, missing the Postseason. | ||
+ | **For finishing in the last four teams in the league, the Moist Talkers became a recipient of {{ModifInline|Free Wills}}. | ||
+ | **The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 19#Wills|Alternate Trust]] will with a 6% chance, calling in an alternate for [[Amos Melon]], who gained both the {{ModifInline|Alternate}} and {{ModifInline|Negative}} [[Modifications#Alternate|modifications]]. | ||
+ | **The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 19#Wills|Shadow Infuse]] will with a 31% chance, granting [[London Simmons]] a batting stat increase of {{Star Change|4.1|5.2}} . | ||
+ | **Finally, the Moist Talkers received the [[Season 19#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 1% chance, trading [[Goobie Ballson]] for [[Cudi Di Batterino]] of the [[Tokyo Lift]]. | ||
+ | **The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Super Roamin' Fifth Base]] blessing with 4% of the vote, granting Jesús Koch The Fifth Base after dropping their Necklace. | ||
+ | **The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Shadow Helmet Supply Run]] blessing with 21% of the vote, granting all players in the Moist Talkers' shadows with an available item slot a Helmet. | ||
+ | **Third, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Headliners]] blessing with 69% of the vote, sorting their lineup by Idolatry. | ||
+ | **Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Moderation]] blessing, granting the team the {{ModifInline|Moderation}} [[Modifications#Moderation|modification]]. | ||
+ | *In Season 20, the Moist Talkers finished sixth in the Mild Low division with a record of 40-59, earning a spot in the Underbracket Postseason, before losing to the [[San Francisco Lovers]] 3-2. | ||
+ | *In Season 21, the Moist Talkers finished third in the Mild Low division with a record of 61-38, being wildcarded into the Underbracket Postseason where they defeated the [[Seattle Garages]] 4-1, the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] 3-2, before losing 3-0 to the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] in the [[Internet Series]]. | ||
+ | *In Season 22, the Moist Talkers finished fifth in the Mild Low division with a record of 41-58, being wildcarded into the Postseason before losing 3-2 to the [[Philly Pies]] in Round 1. | ||
+ | *In Season 23, the Moist Talkers finished first in the Mild Low division with a record of 61-38, earning a spot in the Postseason before defeating the [[New York Millennials]] 3-1, the [[Seattle Garages]] 4-3, and the [[Ohio Worms]] 3-2 to claim their third Internet League Blaseball championship. | ||
+ | *In Season 24, the Moist Talkers were nullified on Day 99 of the series. |
Revision as of 23:21, 29 December 2021
Season Results
- In Season 1, the Moist Talkers finished fourth in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 50-49, missing the Postseason.
- The Moist Talkers did not receive any blessings in the election.
- In Season 2, the Moist Talkers finished first in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 55-44, earning a spot in the Postseason before being swept 3-0 by the Philly Pies in Round 1.
- The Moist Talkers won the Defection blessing with 3% of the vote, stealing PolkaDot Patterson from the Baltimore Crabs, and sending back Oliver Notarobot.
- In Season 3, the Moist Talkers finished first in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 53-46, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-2 to the Philly Pies once again in Round 1.
- The Moist Talkers did not receive any blessings in the election.
- In Season 4, the Moist Talkers finished second in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 53-46, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-2 to the Hades Tigers in Round 1.
- As a result of the Alternate Reality decree, Moist Talkers batter Jesús Koch and pitcher Jenkins Good had their alternates called, resulting in a reroll of their stats.
- The Moist Talkers won the Questioning Their Every Decision blessing with 8% of the vote, impairing the vibes of the Houston Spies, Miami Dale, Seattle Garages, and Breckenridge Jazz Hands by 7%.
- In Season 5, the Moist Talkers finished second in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 55-44, earning a spot in the Postseason and defeating the Baltimore Crabs 3-1 in Round 1 before losing to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands 3-2 in Round 2.
- As a result of the High Filter decree, the Moist Talkers were moved into the new Mild High division.
- The Moist Talkers won the Flame-Resistant Foam blessing with 8% of the vote, making them immune to incineration for Season 6.
- In Season 6, the Moist Talkers finished fifth in the Mild High division with a record of 48-51, missing the Postseason.
- The Moist Talkers did not receive any blessings in the election.
- In Season 7, the Moist Talkers finished fifth in the Mild High division with a record of 42-57, missing the Postseason.
- The Moist Talkers won the Scorpler's Jacket blessing with 3% of the vote, granting Jesús Koch Mclaughlin Scorpler's Memorial Fireproof Jacket, and making them immune to incineration.
- In Season 8, the Moist Talkers finished fourth in the Mild High division with a record of 48-51, missing the Postseason.
- The Moist Talkers won the Barrel of Tiny Eggs blessing with 16% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 peanuts.
- In Season 9, the Moist Talkers finished fourth in the Mild High division with a record of 50-49, missing the Postseason.
- The Crabs won the Fifth Base Bubble blessing with 24% of the vote, inflicting Fifth Base on the Moist Talkers for Season 10.
- The Flowers won The Shame Bubble blessing with 7% of the vote, inflicting Targeted Shame on the Moist Talkers for Season 10.
- The Moist Talkers won the Eat me, Drink me blessing with 2% of the vote, boosting Beans McBlase's Power and Max Vibes, but decreasing their Baserunning.
- The Moist Talkers also won the Tag Team Hitting blessing with 7% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the Unlimited Tacos by 10%.
- Third, the Moist Talkers won the Boatload of Tiny Eggs blessing with 45% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 peanuts.
- Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the Fishing Net blessing with 9% of the vote, maxing out the defensive stats of Cedric Spliff.
- In Season 10, the Moist Talkers finished first in the Mild High division with a record of 67-32, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-1 to the New York Millennials in Round 2.
- As a result of the Shelled One's defeat on Day X, York Silk fell to the Moist Talkers as a lineup player.
- The Moist Talkers won the Divisional Swap blessing with 38% of the vote, swapping divisions into Mild Low, and sending the Philly Pies into Mild High.
- In Season 11, the Moist Talkers finished first in the Mild Low division with a record of 65-39, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-1 to the Yellowstone Magic in Round 2.
- The Moist Talkers won the V blessing with 51% of the vote, granting them V The Hierophant as their Tarot Card.
- In Season 12, the Moist Talkers finished second in the Mild Low division with a record of 55-44, missing the Postseason due to Divine Favor.
- The Moist Talkers received the Trust will with a 1% chance, granting PolkaDot Patterson the Flippers modification.
- The Moist Talkers also received the Infuse will with a 43% chance, granting Greer Lott a stat increase from 11.5 → 15.9 combined stars.
- The Moist Talkers won the Earlbirds blessing with 2% of the vote, giving the team the Earlbirds modification for Season 13's Earlseason.
- The Moist Talkers also won the Tag Team Hitting blessing with 4% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the Ohio Worms by 10%.
- In Season 13, the Moist Talkers finished third in the Mild Low division with a record of 57-42, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-2 to the Hawai'i Fridays in Round 2.
- The Moist Talkers received the Foreshadow will with a 26% chance, shadowing Mooney Doctor in exchange for Shirai McElroy.
- The Moist Talkers also received the Plunder will with a 6% chance, targeting PolkaDot Patterson in exchange for the freshly-unshadowed Shirai McElroy.
- The Moist Talkers won the High Pressure blessing with 25% of the vote, granting the team the High Pressure modification.
- In Season 14, the Moist Talkers finished first in the Mild Low division with a record of 68-31, earning a spot in the Postseason before defeating the Baltimore Crabs 3-0, the Yellowstone Magic 3-2, and the LA Unlimited Tacos 3-0 to claim their first Internet League Blaseball championship.
- The Moist Talkers received the Infuse will with a 5% chance, granting Lucien Patchwork a stat increase from 6.0 → 11.1 combined stars.
- The Moist Talkers also received the Revoke will with a 38% chance, revoking Bright Zimmerman, who then roamed to the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
- The Moist Talkers won the Headliners blessing with 7% of the vote, sorting their lineup by Idolatry.
- In Season 15, the Moist Talkers finished second in the Mild Low division with a record of 62-37, earning a spot in the Postseason before defeating the New York Millennials 3-1, the Baltimore Crabs 3-1, and the Mexico City Wild Wings 3-1 to claim their second Internet League Blaseball championship.
- As a result of the Bats decree, all players on the Moist Talkers' active roster received a Bat item.
- The Moist Talkers received the Transfuse will with a 4% chance, granting Greer Lott a pitching stat increase of 3.4 → 4.6 while giving them a batting star decrease of 4.4 → 4.2 .
- The Moist Talkers also received the Plunder will with an 11% chance, targeting York Silk in exchange for Fish Summer.
- The Steaks received the Plunder will with a 15% chance, targeting PolkaDot Patterson in exchange for Sixpack Dogwalker.
- The Moist Talkers won the Water Logged blessing with 43% of the vote, granting the team the H20 blood type.
- In Season 16, the Moist Talkers finished first in the Mild Low division with a record of 64-35, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-2 to the Core Mechanics in Round 2.
- The Moist Talkers received the Equivalent Exchange will with a 13% chance, trading Alston Cerveza for Richmond Harrison of the Hellmouth Sunbeams.
- The Moist Talkers also received the Foreshadow will with a 36% chance, shadowing Sixpack Dogwalker in exchange for Augusto Reddick.
- The Garages received the Plunder will with a 1% chance, targeting York Silk in exchange for Carmelo Plums.
- In Season 17, the Moist Talkers finished third in the Mild Low division with a record of 54-45, missing the Postseason.
- The Moist Talkers received the Move will with a 12% chance, moving Carmelo Plums from the lineup to the rotation.
- The Moist Talkers also received the Equivalent Exchange will with a 1% chance, trading Carmelo Plums for Goobie Ballson of the Chicago Firefighters.
- The Moist Talkers won the Necklace Supply Run blessing with 6% of the vote, granting all players on the Moist Talkers' active roster with an available item slot a Necklace.
- The Moist Talkers also won the Handcrafted Necklace Drop blessing, granting Commissioner Vapor a Head Necklace item after dropping their Chunky Bat.
- In Season 18, the Moist Talkers finished fifth in the Mild Low division with a record of 42-57, missing the Postseason.
- The Moist Talkers received the Alternate Trust will with a 2% chance, calling in an alternate for Greer Lott, who gained both the Alternate and Negative modifications.
- The Moist Talkers also received the Shadow Infuse will with a 22% chance, granting London Simmons a batting stat increase of 3.0 → 4.1 .
- The Dale received the Equivalent Exchange will with a 6% chance, trading Randy Dennis for Richmond Harrison.
- The Moist Talkers won the Slow Build blessing with 23% of the vote, granting all lineup players the Slow Build modification.
- The Moist Talkers also won the Open Floor Plan blessing with 17% of the vote, granting Gleek Arena the Open Floor Plan modification.
- In Season 19, the Moist Talkers finished fifth in the Mild Low division with a record of 58-41, missing the Postseason.
- For finishing in the last four teams in the league, the Moist Talkers became a recipient of Free Wills.
- The Moist Talkers received the Alternate Trust will with a 6% chance, calling in an alternate for Amos Melon, who gained both the Alternate and Negative modifications.
- The Moist Talkers also received the Shadow Infuse will with a 31% chance, granting London Simmons a batting stat increase of 4.1 → 5.2 .
- Finally, the Moist Talkers received the Equivalent Exchange will with a 1% chance, trading Goobie Ballson for Cudi Di Batterino of the Tokyo Lift.
- The Moist Talkers won the Super Roamin' Fifth Base blessing with 4% of the vote, granting Jesús Koch The Fifth Base after dropping their Necklace.
- The Moist Talkers also won the Shadow Helmet Supply Run blessing with 21% of the vote, granting all players in the Moist Talkers' shadows with an available item slot a Helmet.
- Third, the Moist Talkers won the Headliners blessing with 69% of the vote, sorting their lineup by Idolatry.
- Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the Moderation blessing, granting the team the Moderation modification.
- In Season 20, the Moist Talkers finished sixth in the Mild Low division with a record of 40-59, earning a spot in the Underbracket Postseason, before losing to the San Francisco Lovers 3-2.
- In Season 21, the Moist Talkers finished third in the Mild Low division with a record of 61-38, being wildcarded into the Underbracket Postseason where they defeated the Seattle Garages 4-1, the Kansas City Breath Mints 3-2, before losing 3-0 to the Hellmouth Sunbeams in the Internet Series.
- In Season 22, the Moist Talkers finished fifth in the Mild Low division with a record of 41-58, being wildcarded into the Postseason before losing 3-2 to the Philly Pies in Round 1.
- In Season 23, the Moist Talkers finished first in the Mild Low division with a record of 61-38, earning a spot in the Postseason before defeating the New York Millennials 3-1, the Seattle Garages 4-3, and the Ohio Worms 3-2 to claim their third Internet League Blaseball championship.
- In Season 24, the Moist Talkers were nullified on Day 99 of the series.