Thomas England

Thomas England
Basic Information
Team	Hawaii Fridays
Status	Incinerated
Batting	★★
Pitching	★★
Defense	★★
Running	(bugged)
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Cryostasis
Coffee Style	Macchiato
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	51
Soulscream	AXEEUAXEEUAUHAAAUHAAAUIAAIAIAAIAIEIAUOEIAUOE

Thomas England was a lineup player for the Hawaii Fridays. England joined the team at the beginning of Season 1.

Official League Records

England was incinerated on Season 4, Day 86 in a game against the Kansas City Breath Mints and replaced by Sixpack Dogwalker.

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History

Background

Thomas was English on 'is mum's side (she emigrated from the UK chicken pen when she was a young twist n' twirl) and Thomas on his da's side (he was born in Thomas, Oregon). He 'ad an accent which 'as been described as a cross between Madonna's English accent and Tom Hanks' Southern accent. Points for trying, mate.

Trivia

• Thomas' preferred tiddleywink was Rosy Lee wif a Randolph Scott of Acker Bilk.
• Thomas took his holidays in Manchester, NH and London, Ontario. Notably, he had never been to the UK.
• Thomas cried "For the Queen!" whenever he stepped up to bat. When asked in the post-game cookouts, due to his accent, it was unclear if he was saluting the queen of England or Queen Liliʻuokalani