Thomas England
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Thomas England was a lineup player for the Hawaii Fridays. England joined the team at the beginning of Season 1.
Official League Records
England was incinerated on Season 4, Day 86 in a game against the Kansas City Breath Mints and replaced by Sixpack Dogwalker.
COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Background
Thomas was English on 'is mum's side (she emigrated from the UK chicken pen when she was a young twist n' twirl) and Thomas on his da's side (he was born in Thomas, Oregon). He 'ad an accent which 'as been described as a cross between Madonna's English accent and Tom Hanks' Southern accent. Points for trying, mate.
Trivia
- Thomas' preferred tiddleywink was Rosy Lee wif a Randolph Scott of Acker Bilk.
- Thomas took his holidays in Manchester, NH and London, Ontario. Notably, he had never been to the UK.
- Thomas cried "For the Queen!" whenever he stepped up to bat. When asked in the post-game cookouts, due to his accent, it was unclear if he was saluting the queen of England or Queen Liliʻuokalani.
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