Pudge Nakamoto

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Pudge Nakamoto is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints.


Official League Records

Nakatamo joined the league on Season 7, Day 96, as a hitter for the Kansas City Breath Mints after replacing Boyfriend Monreal due to incineration.

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Pudge Nakatamo joined the Breath Mints after the incineration of Boyfriend Monreal. Nakatamo's joining is rumored to be due to Monreal sending Nakatamo as a friend to comfort the team upon their incineration. Monreal having become Unstable, is said to have called Nakatamo in the time between games. During game 96 a Rogue Umpire was seen taking aim at Lenny Spruce (who was also unstable from the previous game) and Monreal dove to protect him, incinerating Monreal. Some fans have claimed to have seen a friend hanging around the the open meadow on the outskirts of town before the fateful game. However, Nakatamo's ever changing appearance makes the veracity of these claims difficult to determine. All that is truly known is that a friend shaped entity commandeered a Breath Mints uniform was accepted onto the team after offering hugs, reassurance, and grief councilling to the team.


Nakatamo appears as a friend to all. This means that they are perceived differently by all entities observing them. This can lead to confusion as pitchers will often throw what appear to be strikes or balls to different observers only for the opposite to be called depending on how Nakatamo appears to the umpire. This has occasionally led to arguments between players and umpires. To date no argument has resulted in an incineration, The Commissioner has stated the odds of this happening are: "██████████"

What Pudge Looks Like To Us

When 100 people were asked to describe Pudge, every single one of them simply said that "they look like a friend." Below are what they have appeared as to us.

  • A friend.
  • Well, I'm not fully sure what they looked like, but late one night when I was driving home, I got a flat tire, and I called Pudge up. They immediately drove out and helped me put on the spare tire, and made sure I got home safe.
  • To me, Pudge looks kind of like a kirby. Friend shaped!
  • You know the honey bottles that have a bear shape?
  • Pudge looked like a Totoro from the movie My Neighbor Totoro but mint colored.
  • Think of a fusion between a Snorlax and Big the Cat.
  • A preposterously fat ghost like entity