Mooney Doctor II

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Mooney Doctor II
Basic Information
Team	Kansas City Breath Mints
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Stretching
Coffee Style	Coffee?
Blood Type	Love
Fate	22
Soulscream	IIEAOIIEAOIOOXHOOOXHOOEIAOHEIAOHEIAAIXIAAIXIEAAUUEAAUUEAOAEXAOAEXAHHAOAHHAOAH

Mooney Doctor II is a pitcher for the Kansas City Breath Mints and has been with the team since Season 8.

Official League Records

Doctor II joined the league during the Season 8 elections as a pitcher for the Kansas City Breath Mints, after the Breath Mints won the Blessing Party Line, which replaced Mints player Atlas Guerra with a clone of Canada Moist Talkers player Mooney Doctor, and sent Guerra to the Shadows.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Mooney Doctor II, also known as "Twooney Doctor", emerged into this reality somewhere within the Sea of Tranquility, on the Moon. This is where she pitches from, via the use of a lunar-mounted rail gun that sends fast balls flying through the atmosphere and into the open meadow on the outskirts of town where the Breath Mints play their games. Because of the distance, Twooney relies on the use of conference call technology (skype, zoom, etc) to attend both practices and games. On clear nights when the moon is visible, the team will congregate around a small telescope and take turns waving to her.

Twooney is married to the Earth, and enjoys spending quality time staring at it's beauty in the low gravity of her lunar residence. Her counterpart, Mooney Doctor, just so happens to be married to the moon, which is a coincidence, but one that often results in pleasant double dates.

Twooney has a degree in Art History.

There are unconfirmed reports that Twooney came into existence as the result of someone placing the Toon World Yugioh card into play, possibly during the passing of Wild Cards during the season 8 election.

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