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<option>Nandy once took Lowe's blindfold, but Lowe's blindfold prevented them from seeing it happen, and so it didn't.</option> | <option>Nandy once took Lowe's blindfold, but Lowe's blindfold prevented them from seeing it happen, and so it didn't.</option> | ||
<option>Nandy and Lowe once got into a three hour long fight where all they did was teleport behind each other across several states. The fight finally ended when Lowe fell into an open manhole cover somewhere in Minnesota.</option> | <option>Nandy and Lowe once got into a three hour long fight where all they did was teleport behind each other across several states. The fight finally ended when Lowe fell into an open manhole cover somewhere in Minnesota.</option> | ||
| + | <option>Lowe ate (out of boredom, not hunger) several of Nandy's prized antique fans leading to a series of back and forth revenge eatings of precious antiques.</option> | ||
| + | <option>Lowe in an player interview, unprompted, claimed to have invented Cinnamon. This enraged Nandy, whose upcoming autobiography also made the same claim.</option> | ||
| + | <option>Nandy and Lowe were in gradeschool together when Nandy claimed in a report to the class that bats were bugs. Lowe interrupted her in front of everyone to state that, since bats were invertebrates, it was impossible for them to be bugs. This enraged Nandy who shouted that Lowe had "made an enemy for life" while throwing a 3rd grader at them.</option> | ||
| + | <option>In the Blaseball Quarterly Theater review showcase, Lowe's Shakespearean magnum opus was the subject of a roundtable discussion. The show was a one-person version of Twelfth Night set in cold-war era Finland, where Lowe played every character, spoken entirely in Finnish while still in iambic Pentameter. The roundtable heaped near unanimous acclaim and glowing reviews. Except for lone dissenting voice Nandy Slumps, who claimed that the show was 'pretty standard, not very impressive or unique" and that Lowe's performance was "easy enough anyone could do it" and "somehow they're a worse actor than they are pitcher". An infuriated Lowe fired back by writing: "A REVIEW OF NANDY SLUMPS THE PERSON" which was published in Forbe's self published newspaper THE LOWE FORBES MAGAZINE FOR COOL PEOPLE. The review was equal parts scathing and typo-ridden. Lowe claimed that Nandy was "LACKING IN GOODTHINGS, TOTTAL SAD MORONFACE" and "PROPOPLY DOESNT EVAN KNOW WHAT A HORSE IS". These back and forth public rebukes have continued to this day, becoming more and more baseless, and less and less readable.</option> | ||
| + | <option>Lowe was a fresh rookie in the under leagues when aged veteran Nandy pranked them by filling their shoes with molton Boron.</option> | ||
| + | <option>Nandy stole one of Lowe's blindfolds one time, but realised that Lowe wore mutliple, defeating the purpose of the prank. In revenge, Lowe stole one of Nandy's tea towels, which they now wear as another blindfold.</option> | ||
| + | <option>Once Nandy ordered spicy chicken nuggets from a fast food restaurant, unaware that Lowe was working there. Lowe prepared her a batch of completely regular chicken nuggets, without the spice. Nandy rightfully complained about it, but Lowe in response decided to use some sort of unseen power to remove any tangible spice from every single chicken nugget in a 300 meter radius.</option> | ||
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Revision as of 04:56, 22 May 2021
Lowe Forbes is a pitcher for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands and has been with the team since Season 1.
Official League Records
Forbes joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands with the Return of Blaseball.
On Season 7, Day 56, Forbes siphoned some of Unlimited Tacos batter Basilio Mason's pitching ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .
On Season 13, Day 64, Forbes became a lineup player due to Reverb.
On Season 16, Day 56, Forbes became a pitcher again due to Reverb.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Miscellania
Forbes' pregame ritual has caused large amounts of confusion, as few realize the "fans" they refer to are box fans, ceiling fans, and other cooling fans of that sort. Further complicating matters is Forbes' use of a blindfold, causing them to periodically mistake people who introduce themselves as fans for animate cooling fans. Typically, a teammate, staff member, or other fan will shoo Forbes away from the target fan using a broom, saxophone, or other such implement. On the few occasions where nobody is around to assist the targeted fan, Forbes is reported to have begun to bite the fan, but then realized the error and stopped.
The Jazz Hands refer to Forbes as Lowe "Lowe-ded Bases" Forbes. Forbes initially only had a one-star rating in part because of their insistence on playing with a blindfold on "for the challenge." This changed starting in Season 7 as Forbes began siphoning pitching ability from other players in the ILB. Forbes believes this is a manifestation of their vampiric powers, as they once bit former teammate Alexandria Dracaena, noted vampire. When an interviewer pointed out that this is not how vampires traditionally work, they cited their hatred of onions, tendency to sunburn, and inability to see themself in a mirror (while wearing their blindfold) as evidence of being a vampire. A letter from a Jazz Hands union laundry worker later hypothesized that Forbes' improvement could be due to their blindfold wearing thin, suggesting Forbes is actually an extremely strong pitcher under normal circumstances.
Forbes has made it on the Forbes list of Worst Blaseball Pitchers named Forbes. Because Forbes shares a last name with Brock Forbes, Lowe Forbes incorrectly believes that the two are married, claiming that the marriage is for "tax evasion". Brock Forbes is unaware of this.
The LoweNandy Infinirivalry
- The rivalry between Forbes and Nandy Slumps is a common source of stories across multiple dimensions, though they are typically little more than Rumors. One such rumor is presented below.
Nandy stole one of Lowe's blindfolds one time, but realised that Lowe wore mutliple, defeating the purpose of the prank. In revenge, Lowe stole one of Nandy's tea towels, which they now wear as another blindfold.
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Interdimensional Rumor Mill
Drafted on a bet in the 91st round, this pile of assorted graphic t-shirts was created by Denver teen Tyler Forbes, who's going to tidy them up later, Mom. Their ability to pitch a blaseball is questionable at best, scintillating at worst, but don't be fooled: Lowe Forbes does indeed offer a Morphe discount code for 10% off your order when you like and subscribe.
Fan Works
Lowe Forbes, in a pregame ritual. "Eat" is just a phrase, as fans just disappear into a horrible void that must be a mouth.
Collins Melon hanging out with Lowe Forbes, Baby Doyle, and a fan, by bunnevolence.
Lowe Forbes has drained blood multiple times.
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