Liquid Friend

Liquid Friend
Art by @antsolot, card by AlexKitfox
Basic Information
Position	Lineup Player
Team	Vault Legends
Former Team(s)	BC Noir, San Fransisco Lovers
Status	legendary
Batting	(6.8)
Pitching	(4.2)
Defense	(5.3)
Running	(5.2)
Modifications	Hard BoiledThis Player was boiled a little bit before hatching. See also: Glossary  HomebodyThis player will Overperform when playing in their home Ballpark and Underperform otherwise.  LegendaryThis Player is Legendary.  OverperformingThis Team or Player will play 20% better than usual.  YolkedThis Player is Yolked!
Items	Plant-Based Ring of Dexterity ●●●
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Spitting
Coffee Style	Black
Blood Type	A
Fate	2

Liquid Friend was a lineup player for the San Francisco Lovers, and was with the team since the Season 12 elections until being [REDACTED] on Season 15, Day 21. Friend also played for the BC Noir.

Official League Records

Friend joined Internet League Blaseball as a lineup player for the BC Noir during the inaugural Coffee Cup.

Friend was traded to the San Francisco Lovers during the Season 12 elections via The Big Sip blessing.

On Season 13, Gods' Day, Friend and Uncle Plasma were hired by The Commissioner to take part in the Investigation into the disappearances of Tad Seeth and Brisket Friendo.

On Season 14, Day 99, Friend was named a MVP and gained the Ego+ modification.

On Season 15, Day 19, York Silk of the Baltimore Crabs hit a flyout to Liquid Friend, causing Friend to gain the Observed modification. On Day 21, Friend disappeared from the Lovers' lineup and their Observed modification was replaced by the Redacted modification.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Liquid Friend was a genderfluid, sentient, humanoid mass of liquid. Originally composed of sea water from the San Francisco Bay, they were capable of adapting their composition into any type of liquid, their favorites being freshwater and coffee.

Liquid was a spirit of the Bay conjured by Karla, the Lady of the Bay. Karla had a long history with the royalty of San Francisco, and, by extension, the San Francisco Lovers Blaseball team. Liquid spent much of their early life watching the Lovers’ Blaseball games, and became enamored with both the splort and the people who play it.

When the Coffee Cup came along, Liquid took their chance. Splitting themselves from the bay waters into a form capable of playing Blaseball, they joined the BC Noir team alongside fellow newcomer Uncle Plasma.

After getting a taste in the Coffee Cup, Liquid didn’t want to give up the splort. With the Lady of the Bay’s blessing, they signed on to play full time with the San Francisco Lovers.

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