Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility

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The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility, often called "The Big Garage" by fans, is the home stadium of the Seattle Garages. Prior to sponsor Jamazon's rebranding efforts, it was known as the Hotdogfingers Memorial Cannibalism Promotion Garage and Parking Facility. It also hosts the Hotdogfiners Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility Center For The Performing Arts.

The stadium sits inside of an aircraft hangar, a garage for planes. The commentary box / incinerated material landfill is known as the Great Garage in the Sky. Live commentary is provided by Mama Duende. In-house music is provided by the Original Doof Warrior, who is suspended via bungee cords from the scoreboard. Original Doof is famous for his long, high energy renditions of Take Me Out to the Ball Game, played at the bottom of the 7th Inning. Original Doof Warrior is also responsible for keeping score.

Within the stadium there is a child's seating section where the Seattle Garages Lil' Roadies sit.

Discussions about renaming the stadium in response to the resurrection of Jaylen Hotdogfingers are ongoing.