Eduardo Ingram

Eduardo Ingram
Basic Information
Team	Kansas City Breath Mints
Status	Incinerated
Batting	★★★
Pitching	★
Defense	★½
Running	★½
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Bubble bath
Coffee Style	Latte
Blood Type	Basic
Fate	81
Soulscream	IXEEEIXEEEIIEAIXIEAIXIIUAHHIUAHHIIUAUAIUAUAI
Biographical Details
Pronouns	they/he
Species	Seraphim
Personal Relationships
Wives	Leach Ingram

Eduardo Ingram was a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Ingram was a player for the Breath Mints from the start of Season One up until their incineration during Day 55 of Season 4, while playing against the Unlimited Tacos.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

They were quite small but appeared much larger and fluffier due to being covered in fragrant white-and-gold feathers. They had a persistent tic of itching and pulling out wayward down due to the discomfort of wearing a Blaseball uniform over their sizable wings.

It is rumored that Leach Ingram manifested into this plane at the exact same moment as Eduardo, and that their marriage was one of the immutable laws of the universe. Since the pair was separated after Eduardo's incineration at the hands of a rogue umpire, Leach has talked of little except the coming entropy of all things. They lived together in a nest high in a tree at the edge of An open meadow on the outskirts of town. Between innings, Eduardo could be found perched in the nest, where they scanned through the crowd for shiny objects which they stole and gave to their wife as gifts.

Eduardo played flamenco guitar at nursing homes when they were not playing Blaseball.