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{{Player|team=[[Kansas City Breath Mints]]|| species=Seraphim| status=Alive | rating=★★★ | batting=★★★ | pitching=★ | baserunning=★½ | defense=★½ | item=None | armor=None | evolution=Base | ritual=Bubble bath | coffee=Latte | blood=Basic | fate=81 | soulscream=IXEEEIXEEEIIEAIXIEAIXIIUAHHIUAHHIIUAUAIUAUAI |wives=[[Leach Ingram]]|pronouns=they/he}}'''Eduardo Ingram''' is a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]. Ingram has been a player for the Breath Mints since [[Season One]].
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{{Player|team=[[Kansas City Breath Mints]]|| species=Seraphim| status=Incinerated | rating=★★★ | batting=★★★ | pitching=★ | baserunning=★½ | defense=★½ | item=None | armor=None | evolution=Base | ritual=Bubble bath | coffee=Latte | blood=Basic | fate=81 | soulscream=IXEEEIXEEEIIEAIXIEAIXIIUAHHIUAHHIIUAUAIUAUAI |wives=[[Leach Ingram]]|pronouns=they/he}}'''Eduardo Ingram''' was a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]. Ingram was a player for the Breath Mints from the start of [[Season One]] up until his unfortunate [[incineration]] during Day 55 of [[Season 4]], while playing against the [[Unlimited Tacos]].
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They are quite small but appear much larger and fluffier due to being covered in fragrant white-and-gold feathers. They have a persistent tic of itching and pulling out wayward down due to the discomfort of wearing a blaseball uniform over their sizable wings.   
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They were quite small but appeared much larger and fluffier due to being covered in fragrant white-and-gold feathers. They had a persistent tic of itching and pulling out wayward down due to the discomfort of wearing a Blaseball uniform over their sizable wings.   
  
It is rumored that [[Leach Ingram]] manifested into this plane at the exact same moment as Eduardo, and that their marriage is one of [[the immutable laws of the universe]].  They live together in a nest high in a tree at the edge of [[An open meadow on the outskirts of town]]. Between innings, Eduardo can be found perched in the nest, where they scan through the crowd for shiny objects which they steal and give to their husband as gifts.  
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It is rumored that [[Leach Ingram]] manifested into this plane at the exact same moment as Eduardo, and that their marriage is one of [[the immutable laws of the universe]].  They lived together in a nest high in a tree at the edge of [[An open meadow on the outskirts of town]]. Between innings, Eduardo could be found perched in the nest, where they scanned through the crowd for shiny objects which they stole and gave to their wife as gifts.  
  
Eduardo plays flamenco guitar at nursing homes when they are not playing blaseball.  
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Eduardo played flamenco guitar at nursing homes when they were not playing [[Blaseball]].  
  
 
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Revision as of 22:48, 26 August 2020

Eduardo Ingram was a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Ingram was a player for the Breath Mints from the start of Season One up until his unfortunate incineration during Day 55 of Season 4, while playing against the Unlimited Tacos.


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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

They were quite small but appeared much larger and fluffier due to being covered in fragrant white-and-gold feathers. They had a persistent tic of itching and pulling out wayward down due to the discomfort of wearing a Blaseball uniform over their sizable wings.

It is rumored that Leach Ingram manifested into this plane at the exact same moment as Eduardo, and that their marriage is one of the immutable laws of the universe.  They lived together in a nest high in a tree at the edge of An open meadow on the outskirts of town. Between innings, Eduardo could be found perched in the nest, where they scanned through the crowd for shiny objects which they stole and gave to their wife as gifts.

Eduardo played flamenco guitar at nursing homes when they were not playing Blaseball.