Cornelius Games

Cornelius Games
Cornelius Games by @kyl_armstrong
Basic Information
Team	Charleston Shoe Thieves
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	MildPitchers with Mild have a chance of throwing a Mild Pitch. The pitch is automatically a ball and all baserunners will advance.  PerkThis Player has been rewarded Percolated energy. They will Overperform in all Coffee weathers. See also: Glossary
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	Noise-Cancelling Headphones
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Swearing an oath
Coffee Style	Coffee?
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	31
Soulscream	IEAEEIEAEEIUAIEIUAIEIUAIAIOAIAIOAEEHHOEEHHOEXHXOAXHXOAXUAAAAUAAAAUIUIAOIUIAOIIAHIXIAHIXI
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him
Nickname(s)	"Big Games Hunter", "WHIPpet", "Don't Play No"
Personal Relationships
Spouses	Richardson Games
Relations	King Weatherman (unknown, "a private matter")
Other Background Information
Signature Pitch(es)	3-9 Slider, The Bench
Dislikes	Tillman Henderson
Shoe-Stealing Specialty	Tuxedo Shoes

Cornelius Games is a pitcher for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Games joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Charleston Shoe Thieves with the Return of Blaseball.

Games in particular maintains one of the lowest ERAs and WHIPs in the league, including pitching an Immaculate Inning against the Hawai'i Fridays in Season Two ^{[citation needed]}.

During the Season 6 election, the Charleston Shoe Thieves received the Mutually Arising blessing that provided a 2% overall increase to stats, but it did not impact Games’s star rating.

On Season 7, Day 38, a star of Games' pitching ability was siphoned by Curry Aliciakeyes.

In the Season 10 elections, Games received Noise-Cancelling Headphones, becoming Soundproof.

During the Coffee Cup, Games played for Inter Xpresso as a pitcher. Games received the Perk modification after the tournament due to being a member of the winning team.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Blaseball Career

Radiocarbon dating indicates that Games was born sometime in the Anteumperial Epoch, and almost immediately turned to a life of larceny. After building a successful career as Charleston's best-dressed footwear liberator, he set his sights on the ultimate heist: the large stockpiles of blaseball shoes held by the teams. As part of his plan, he (and others) formed the Shoe Thieves as a front organization, using connections made through his husband to gain a foothold into the blaseball world. The team surprised everyone, themselves included, by being somewhat competent blaseball players.

Also known as the "Big Games Hunter", Games is considered to be one of the Shoe Thieves' most valuable pitchers, displaying this value by pitching in a full three-piece seersucker suit. Games has a flair for the dramatic, and as such allows runs early in games to create tension in the later innings. Every run is intentional.

Games has a reputation for getting outs not by striking out opposing batters but by coaxing them into swinging at pitches that produce easy fielding outs for his teammates. Even experienced batters well known for their plate discipline may be neutralized with this tactic. Games's long time rival and former teammate Workman Gloom said of his pitching style:

The worst thing about batting against Corn is that you really oughta know better. Every time you walk up saying to yourself this time I'm gonna just stand there and take the walk, and every time you tell yourself that this time is different and he's made a mistake and you can get a decent hit off him. And every time, he makes a fool of you. I've known that man longer than almost anyone and somehow, I'm still falling for it, after all these years.

Some cigarette cards have been discovered that appear to depict Games pitching for Charleston as early as 1887, well before the Internet League was established. It is unclear what implications this might have for the history of the game, reality, or Cornelius himself.

Personal Life

Prior to joining Internet League Blaseball, Cornelius Games met former New York Millennials player Richardson Games at a fashion show. The two bonded over their love of designer suits, vintage footwear, and other clothing, and were soon wed. Cornelius and Richardson Games are both notoriously private, and do not often talk about their marriage. Regardless, a few more details can be gathered.

When asked about their marriage the pair frequently give wildly varying and outlandish answers, prompting some to theorize that rumors of marital issues –or perhaps their entire relationship– has all been a distraction to divert attention away from the group’s various heists.

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Games specializes in stealing tuxedo shoes. Unlike most of the Shoe Thieves, Games proudly wears and flaunts his pilfered footwear. To combat theft of said kicks by his fellow teammates, Games wears multiple shoes nested inside of one another like a Matroyshka doll.

Gallery

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  by @_dreamingtrees

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  by @fairchart

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  by @rifflesby

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  Cornelius and Richardson by @solphy

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  Cornelius tarot card by @TheSunshinydayz

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  Cornelius during season 1 by @frobutch

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  by @frobutch