Aldon Cashmoney

Aldon Cashmoney
Basic Information
Team	Hawaii Fridays
Former Team(s)	Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Powerlifting
Coffee Style	Americano
Blood Type	Fire
Fate	2
Soulscream	IEEUXIEEUXIUAAUHUAAUHUUXAHOUXAHOUEEAIOEEAIOE
Biographical Details
Pronouns	Ve/Vim
Other Background Information
Instrument	Violin

Aldon Cashmoney is a lineup player for the Hawaii Fridays. Cashmoney joined the league with the Breckenridge Jazz Hands during Season 1 and was traded to the Fridays during the Season 7 Elections.

Official League Records

In the playoffs of Postseason 2, Day 104 against the Hades Tigers, the Jazz Hands were down 4-3 against the Tigers. Jazz Hands player Comfort Septemberish successfully stole home in the bottom of the 9th inning, bringing the score to a 4-4 tie. Cashmoney then hit a 2-run home run on the following pitch, securing victory for the Jazz Hands with a final score of 6-4, advancing the team to the next stage of the playoffs.

Season 7

At the end of Season 7, Cashmoney was traded to the Hawaii Fridays for Elijah Valenzuela by the Popular by Association blessing.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Ve is rumored to only hit triples, as per vis namesake. Ve wears the jersey number $1,000,000.

Aldon Cashmoney has become a role model for many younger Jazz Hands fans, as they strive to make their behavior in life a little more Cashmoney.

Aldon Cashmoney is a doppleganger for Okuyasu Nijimura from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable.