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Revision as of 05:53, 8 September 2020
Winnie Hess is a pitcher for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Hess has been with the Breath Mints since the end of Season One. Hess previously pitched for the Baltimore Crabs.
Official League Records
At the end of Season One, Hess came to the Breath Mints after the Crabs received the "Steal Best Pitcher" Blessing and stole PolkaDot Patterson. Upon arriving in Kansas City, Hess jumped from a zero star pitcher to a two and a half star pitcher after receiving the "Mysterious Enhancement" blessing.
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Personal Life
Hess has been said to resemble a humanoid horse. Energy scouters have confirmed she has exactly one horsepower. After the end of Season Four, all of the Breath Mints' pitchers benefitted from the Non-Dominant Arms blessing, which quickly made her one of the most reliable and skilled pitchers in the league. The seasons that followed came to be known among Mints' fans as "The Horse Era."
As she is a horse, Winnie is often spooked easily by sudden noises, and strange weather. It is said that her greatest rival is the plastic bag. Despite this, she remains the Breath Mints' best pitcher.
Winnie prefers "Dark Horse" for her trot-up music.
In Literature
Baltimore Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following poem about Hess:
Dear Winnie Hess has left our park
While here, she made near zero mark
In truth for some she’s been forgot
‘Cept as the trade for Polkadot
But since she left she’s really grown
And has for Kansas City shown
Herself a workhorse in rotation
Fueled by hay and meditation.
And so in hindsight I now muse
That if again we got to choose
Whether to trade Winnie away
It’s very clear we’d answer “nay!”
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