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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] and has been with the team since [[Season 4]], Day 14 when they replaced [[Whit Steakknife]] due to incineration.
 
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] and has been with the team since [[Season 4]], Day 14 when they replaced [[Whit Steakknife]] due to incineration.

Revision as of 13:36, 14 September 2020

Stew Briggs is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints and has been with the team since Season 4, Day 14 when they replaced Whit Steakknife due to incineration.


Official League Records

Briggs currently has no official records in the league record books.



COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Stew Briggs is a renaissance reenactor who joined the Internet Blaseball League to round out her acting experience, mainly at the behest of her college friend, Whit Steakknife. She is an experienced actress, juggler and fencer, and wants to be viewed as a consommate professional in her work. She typically has pieces of mint breathmints in her beard, and her socks are often wet with broth. She has a stocky build, partly from years working on stage lighting.