Snyder Briggs

Snyder Briggs
tlopps card by @DomLiotti
Basic Information
Team	Charleston Shoe Thieves
Status	Alive
Batting	★★★
Pitching	★
Defense	★★★
Running	★
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Whispering
Coffee Style	Cream & Sugar
Blood Type	H₂O
Fate	24
Soulscream	AUIUIAUIUIAEHAEOEHAEOEUEOAOUEOAOUUIIHIUIIHIUHEIIHHEIIHHUEAAAUEAAAU
Biographical Details
Pronouns	they/them
Species	human. Nothing else.

Snyder Briggs is a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and has been a part of the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

At the end of Season 4, Briggs was affected by the Alternate Reality Decree.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

During a notorious interview in XX23, Briggs revealed they did not know what a blaseball was, stating that they just "throw whatever I find in my hand," and appearing visibly perturbed and afraid when shown a picture of a ball.

Briggs has frequently expressed a desire to experience Incineration. "It gets pretty chilly out there on the mound some days," they were recorded saying to an Umpire in XX57. "I think it would do a body good to get some fire in my bones, ya know?"

During a game in the XX32 season, Briggs was ejected from the game and suspended for two games after it was discovered they had soaked their uniform in kerosene and were attempting to light a match before their start pitching against the Yellowstone Magic. This was deemed an attempt to gain an unfair advantage, and ruled as unsplortsmanlike behavior.

Following the Incinerations of both Sebastian Townsend and Atlas Jonbois within a five game span in Season 3, Briggs entered into a verbal altercation with an Umpire, reportedly saying "Why them and not me? How much more do I need to do?"

Briggs is currently described as having a "borderline obsession" with veteran player Jonbois, who was Incinerated after only two games. They keep a small shrine in their locker, which they have been spotted tearfully whispering to as part of their pregame ritual.

Despite this occasionally downbeat attitude, Briggs still frequently spends time watching sitcoms, such as Quilting Addict, Tunnel of Hands, and Cowardly, Slimy, Company, with new teammate Hotbox Sato. They are reportedly quite fond of one another, and Sato can even be found drifting in and out of Briggs's upper torso when particularly excited.

Briggs specializes in stealing horseshoes.