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'''Randall "Randy" Marijuana''' was a lineup player for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] and [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. Marijuana joined [[Internet League Blaseball]] during [[Season 1]] as a member of the Sunbeams and played for the Jazz Hands during the later half of [[Season 6]]. Marijuana was incinerated during a Season 6, Day 84 game against the [[Houston Spies]] and replaced by [[Steph Weeks]].
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'''Randall "Randy" Marijuana''' was a lineup player for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] from [[Season 1]] to [[Season 6]], and a lineup player for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] from Season 6, Day 44 to Day 84. Marijuana was [[Incineration|incinerated]] and replaced by [[Steph Weeks]]. Marijuana was well-known as both a fan-favorite and a reliably skilled batter.
  
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==Official League Records==
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===4/20===
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On [[Season 4]], Day 20, Marijuana hit a much-celebrated two-run home run in the 10th inning against the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]].
  
==Official League Records==
 
 
===Precognition===
 
===Precognition===
Marijuana received the [[Season 4#Blessings 2|'''Precognition''' blessing]] at the end of Season 4, increasing Marijuana's batting stats by {{Star Rating|1}} to a total of {{Star Rating|4.5}}.
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During the [[Season 4#Election Results|Season 4 Election Results]], Marijuana received the '''Precognition''' blessing, increasing Marijuana's batting ability from {{Star Rating|3.5}} to {{Star Rating|4.5}}.
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===Final Season===
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Marijuana was a mainstay on the [[Idol]] leaderboard, spending much of the season at the 5th or 6th ranking, due to being both a fan-favorite and a reliable batter that several fans profited from. Marijuana hit 24 home runs across Season 6.
  
===4/20===
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On [[Season 6]], Day 44, Marijuana joined the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] after a [[feedback]] swap with [[Hendricks Richardson]]. He would go on to play just under half a season before his incineration.
Marijuana hit a two-run home run on [[Season 4]], Day 20, in the tenth inning against the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]].
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During a Season 6, Day 84 game against the [[Houston Spies]], Marijuana was fielding defense at the top of the 5th inning when he was [[Incineration|incinerated]] by a [[Umpire#Rogue Umpires|Rogue Umpire]]. Marijuana was replaced by [[Steph Weeks]].
  
===Season 6 Feedback===
 
Marijuana joined the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] on [[Season 6]], Day 44 after a [[feedback]] swap with [[Hendricks Richardson]]. He would go on to play just under half a season before his incineration.
 
  
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
==Career==
 
==Career==
During his "second" season, Marijuana was warned by Assistant Coach Nakamura that if he didn't stop striking out so often, their Minecraft save file would be deleted. In a pivotal game against the [[Canada Moist Talkers]], Marijuana struck out, leading to the Sunbeams being [[Shame|Shamed]]. Coach immediately destroyed Marijuana's save file as a consequence.
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During his second season, Marijuana was warned by Assistant Coach Nakamura that if he didn't stop striking out so often, his Minecraft save file would be deleted. In a pivotal game against the [[Canada Moist Talkers]], Marijuana struck out, leading to the Sunbeams being [[Shame|Shamed]]. Coach immediately destroyed Marijuana's save file as a consequence.
  
 
Following the Season 4, Day 20 game in which Marijuana hit a home run, he gave an interview (in tears) where he called the moment "the greatest day of my career."
 
Following the Season 4, Day 20 game in which Marijuana hit a home run, he gave an interview (in tears) where he called the moment "the greatest day of my career."
  
After receiving the [[Season 4#Blessings 2|'''Precognition''' blessing]] at the end of Season 4, Marijuana gained the ability to see out of his [[Randall Marijuana's Cat|cat's]] eyes. This ability, combined with being constantly stoned, has resulted in Randy being able to make startlingly accurate predictions about upcoming pitches.  
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After receiving the [[Season 4#Blessings 2|'''Precognition''' blessing]] at the end of Season 4, Marijuana gained the ability to see out of [[Randall Marijuana's Cat|his cat's]] eyes. This ability, combined with being constantly stoned, has resulted in Randy being able to make startlingly accurate predictions about upcoming pitches.  
  
 
==Personal Life==
 
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Randall-marijuana.png|by Discord user Ephesos
 
Randall-marijuana.png|by Discord user Ephesos
 
Randy.jpg|Randy thinkin' about Minecraft, by {{Twitter|name=hummingmoth}}
 
Randy.jpg|Randy thinkin' about Minecraft, by {{Twitter|name=hummingmoth}}

Revision as of 03:38, 12 September 2020

Randall "Randy" Marijuana was a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams from Season 1 to Season 6, and a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands from Season 6, Day 44 to Day 84. Marijuana was incinerated and replaced by Steph Weeks. Marijuana was well-known as both a fan-favorite and a reliably skilled batter.

Official League Records

4/20

On Season 4, Day 20, Marijuana hit a much-celebrated two-run home run in the 10th inning against the Mexico City Wild Wings.

Precognition

During the Season 4 Election Results, Marijuana received the Precognition blessing, increasing Marijuana's batting ability from to .

Final Season

Marijuana was a mainstay on the Idol leaderboard, spending much of the season at the 5th or 6th ranking, due to being both a fan-favorite and a reliable batter that several fans profited from. Marijuana hit 24 home runs across Season 6.

On Season 6, Day 44, Marijuana joined the Breckenridge Jazz Hands after a feedback swap with Hendricks Richardson. He would go on to play just under half a season before his incineration.

During a Season 6, Day 84 game against the Houston Spies, Marijuana was fielding defense at the top of the 5th inning when he was incinerated by a Rogue Umpire. Marijuana was replaced by Steph Weeks.


COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Career

During his second season, Marijuana was warned by Assistant Coach Nakamura that if he didn't stop striking out so often, his Minecraft save file would be deleted. In a pivotal game against the Canada Moist Talkers, Marijuana struck out, leading to the Sunbeams being Shamed. Coach immediately destroyed Marijuana's save file as a consequence.

Following the Season 4, Day 20 game in which Marijuana hit a home run, he gave an interview (in tears) where he called the moment "the greatest day of my career."

After receiving the Precognition blessing at the end of Season 4, Marijuana gained the ability to see out of his cat's eyes. This ability, combined with being constantly stoned, has resulted in Randy being able to make startlingly accurate predictions about upcoming pitches.

Personal Life

His older brother, Dominic Marijuana, plays for the New York Millennials. Randy is named for his grandfather, Randolfus von Marijuana, the man credited as the first to defeat a whale in single combat using a tapered wooden rod instead of the usual harpoon.

Randy formerly played for New York Generation Z, the Battin’ Island Blittle League team, before running away to join the Sunbeams.

Marijuana was often praised for their powerful batting despite their young age. While it's technically against the rules, they made a habit of skateboarding from base to base.

Marijuana lived simultaneously on Fifth and, tragically, in the Hellmouth. During Season 4, his Hellmouth apartment was vandalized by what later forensic reports summarized as "anywhere between one and infinite cats". Following debate with his team-mates, Randall went on to own exactly one cat.

Off the field, Marijuana was known to wear windbreakers in garish colors, reminiscent of teens of decades past. They were an avid fan of Minecraft, weed, and friend and former teammate Alaynabella Hollywood.

Marijuana was a fan of Miami Dalé player Peanut Bong.

Transfer to Jazz Hands

After Marijuana was swapped to the Jazz Hands due to Feedback, he heard a story of famous trumpeter Llouis Slatchmo smuggling his namesake through customs with the assistance of the President. Marijuana became infatuated with Slatchmo, and learned to play the trumpet as a result.

Gallery