Paula Mason

Paula Mason
Art by Fen @sublimemarch on Twitter.
Basic Information
Team	Hades Tigers
Former Team(s)	Chicago Firefighters, Dallas Steaks, Seattle Garages
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Signing autographs
Coffee Style	Americano
Blood Type	Fire
Fate	94
Soulscream	XIEIAXIEIAXEEAOIEEAOIEUIAOXUIAOXUUUAAIUUAAIUUEAAIUEAAIU
Biographical Details
Pronouns	she/her

Paula Mason is a lineup player for the Hades Tigers. Mason has previously played for the Chicago Firefighters, Dallas Steaks, and the Seattle Garages.

Official League Records

Chicago Firefighters

Mason joined the league as a member of the Chicago Firefighters on Season 2, Day 26 due to the incineration of Tyreek Olive.

On Season 3, Day 20, in a match against the Yellowstone Magic, Paula Mason caught a stray peanut in their mouth, which dropped their batting rating from 2 stars to 1/2 stars. At the end of the season, Mason received two blessings. First, Team-Building Exercise brought their batting rating up to 3.5 stars, then the blessing Performance Enhancing Demons boosted their batting stat to 4 stars.

Move to Steaks

Mason joined the Dallas Steaks, due to a feedback swap with Thomas Kirby on Season 4, Day 4.

Season 8 Feedback Swaps

Mason swapped teams twice during Season 8 due to feedback. On Day 56, Mason joined the Seattle Garages in a swap with Allison Abbott, then joined the Hades Tigers on Day 71 in a swap with Paula Turnip.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Career in Chicago

Formerly the in-house splortscaster for the Firefighters, Mason has witnessed all the greatest triumphs and failures in Firefighter history. She started her career with the Firefighters' while reporting on the Great Chicago Blaseball Fire as the first on the scene to interview the newly formed team.

Mason has seen and reported on many an incineration, most notable among them being that of previous leadoff hitter Tyreek Olive, who was incinerated on Season 2, Day 26 of The Discipline Era during a regular season game against the Los Angeles Tacos. Upon seeing Olive's bat hit the mound with no one left to wield it, Mason famously stood from her splortscaster seat, descended a fire pole, and took up the bat with a determination that left many fans in the stadium shocked into silence.

Mason is from Chicago. Her jersey number during her time with the Chicago Firefighters was 773.

After the third season, Paula Mason woke in their bedroom and went to the mirror, being confronted with an unfamiliar but calming spark in their eyes, and the knowledge that violence lived in their heart now. Mason had become one of the three players on the Firefighters to receive a fragment of Landry Violence's spirit, and gained significant new strength.

Paula "The Pallbearer of Violence" Mason was now more powerful than ever.

Career in Dallas

Over Mason's career as a splortscaster in Chicago, she frequently traveled to Dallas to call the Firefighters' road games there. While there, she developed a love for the local fast food franchise Wlhatablurger, and would often advertise for them during away games in Dallas, having made a deal with its Chicago-based ownership. Mason was renowned for being one of only three people who can accurately pronounce the restaurant's name, and could often be seen after her games in Dallas enjoying a patty melt and milkshake, both as a splortscaster and as a player for the Firefighters.

During Day 4 of Season 4, as the Steaks came to Chicago for a series against the Firefighters, Mason found herself daydreaming about enjoying another Wlhatablurger meal next time she made the trip down to Dallas. As she did, a screech of feedback reverberated throughout the Fire House. In an instant, Mason was in a Steaks uniform, and began playing against her former team.

While Mason is from Chicago, her heart is in Dallas now. Steaks fans can redeem their ticket stubs for a free milkshake at participating Wlhatablurger locations whenever Mason hits a home run during a game thanks to their "Mason Milkshake" promotion, and fans frequently spot Mason herself dining at the restaurant after big wins.

Fan Art

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