Miami Dale/Fan Culture

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This page details the fan culture surrounding the Miami Dale.

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Dale fans are known as la familia. Like the team's players, the fans are less concerned with the team's record than in having a great time together. Dale fans value each other and their team regardless of arbitrary definitions of "success," instead embracing each being's inherent worth. The team's chant, ¡Dale!, is used just as often to remind fellow fans of what's truly important after another season at the bottom of the Chaotic Evil League as it is to cheer on the players.

Intentional Community

Several hundred Dale fans live communally in a South Beach high rise that was abandoned by wealthy owners post-Hellmouth-opening. This started after a July 31st, XX20 game in which a wealthy fan who lived in the building drunkenly invited every member in his section to an afterparty, who then began to occupy the other vacant apartments in the building after every door on the 30th floor was busted down in the festivities. Over time, the entire building became free housing for Dale fans and Miami locals alike who needed it. In the absence of eviction notices or other legal action from the owners, the community was found to have adverse possession of the property (small piles of ashes in various mailboxes were found to be unrelated).

This communal living situation has been praised as a potential model by local organizations usually unaffiliated with splorts like Food Not Bombs.

A flock of flamingos roams the grounds. In August XX20 they learned to use the elevators. It is highly recommended that you feed the flamingos. They will not stop chasing you until you do. Residents are advised not use the hot tub if it is currently occupied by flamingos, but a community effort is underway to litter box train them.

Vote, Wimdy?

As one of the smallest in the ILB^[1], the Dale fanbase's voting power is notoriously low. However, in the Season 4 Election, the Dale won the Evil Wind Spirits blessing with a rounded 0% of the vote, upsetting the highest bidder, the New York Millennials, who had 46% of the vote. Following the announcement of the results, (at the time) Millennials player Schneider Bendie tweeted "wow it really happened again huh. one person in florida typed "vote, wimdy?" into aol dot com and @blaseball said "well you gotta hand it to them, they make a compelling case." The tweet has since been taken down.^[2] The Dale immediately latched on to both the phrasing and the glimmer of hope given by their unlikely upset. No longer referring to the specific blessing, "wimd" was repurposed by the fanbase to mean a specific kind of luck: an unlikely, but possible, situation going in the Dale's favor. The fanbase, newly energized by receiving a blessing for the first time, reorganized their voting strategy around the concept, and the linguistic naturalization of the term soon followed. A fan could simultaneously emphasize the unlikeliness of a particular outcome and its ultimate possibleness with a single term. One might put a small number of votes into an unlikely Blessing "for a wimdy," express optimism about an outcome by saying one "feels the wimd blowing," or remind a discouraged friend that "we could wimdy!" While the odds were not quite as long, the team's faith in "wimdies" was rewarded in the Season 7 Election, during which they received the Iffey Jr. blessing with 2% of the vote and the Closed Circuit blessing with 3% of the vote. The term is now widely used throughout the entire ILB, possibly due to the prevalence of unlikely occurrences in Blaseball more broadly^{[citation needed]}.

Chants

Dale fans are known for their love of chants and repeating phrases in support of their team/players. Conversations are frequently derailed by this impulse, with discussions ending in long, unbroken chains of "dale" or similar.

Team Chants

• ¡Dale!
• (call) UP ALL NIGHT (response) TO GET DALE
• D - A - L - E, WE JUST WANNA PAR-TY!
• (anything to do with party rocking)
• Dale, dale dale dale, daaaaleeee, daaaleee (like the Olé chant)
• (call) LIFE OF THE PARTY (response) DEATH OF THE GODS^[3]
• BLOOD. LOVE. UNITY. RESPECT. ^[4] (sometimes expressed in emojis, specifically: blood drop, two hearts, handshake, repeat)
• STAR POWER! (following the Dale drawing The Star Arcana during the Season 11 Election)
• CLEAR FLESH, CAN'T LOSE, MAX VELOCITY BOAT RAMP
• Around the world, around the world (to the tune of the Daft Punk song)

Player-Specific Chants

• Flippers UP! (for Randy Dennis)
• QAIS QAIS BABY (for Qais Dogwalker)
• COLD AS QAIS (for Qais Dogwalker)
• Dogwalker walk 'em back! (for Qais Dogwalker)
• Flip flop flip flop flip flop! (for Jasmine Washington)
• BONGGERS (for Peanut Bong)
• Party on, pony boy! (for Logan Horseman)
• PARTY ANGEL (for Avila Guzman)
• C-c-c-c-c-c-c-cannonball!! (for Cannonball Sports)
• Firewall is HEATING UP! (for Riley Firewall)
• SNALE! (rhyming with "dale," for Liam Snail)

Footnotes

1. According to Sav (talk)counts on the official Blaseball discordSav (talk) Immaterial Plane Census results, the Dale were the smallest fanbase until Expansion, after which they surpassed the Dallas Steaks and the Atlantis Georgias.
2. Screenshots of this tweet have been removed for Bendie's privacy.
3. This chant comes from the song Life of the Party, Death of the Gods by @dastridly, off of the Garages' album Blattle of the Blands.
4. This chant comes from the song B.L.U.R. by June September, off of the Garages' album Blattle of the Blands.