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|former=[[Baltimore Crabs]], [[Miami Dale]]
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|dates=Jul 20, 2020–May 17, 2021
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|dates=Jul 20, 2020–present
 
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'''Logan Horseman''' is a lineup player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]], and has been with the team since [[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13 elections]]. Horseman previously played for the [[Miami Dale]].
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Miami Dale]], and was with the team from the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}} until being [[Incineration|incinerated]] on {{BetaSeason|19}}, Day 7. Horseman also played for the [[Baltimore Crabs]].
  
 
==Official League Records==
 
==Official League Records==
Horseman joined the ILB as a lineup player for the [[Miami Dale]] at the beginning of Season 1.
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Horseman joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Miami Dale]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
  
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Horseman played for [[Club de Calf]] as a lineup player.
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Horseman played for [[Club de Calf]] as a lineup player.
  
In the [[Season 12#Election Results|Season 12 Elections]], the Dale gained the will '''Infuse''', choosing to infuse Horseman.
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In the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ Elections}}, Horseman's stats were increased by the Dale's {{BetaSeason|12#Wills|'''Infuse'''}} will.
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Horseman was traded to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in exchange for [[Baldwin Breadwinner]] during the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|13#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will.
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Horseman was traded back to the [[Miami Dale]] in exchange for [[Baldwin Breadwinner]] during the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Dale's {{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} Will.
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During the {{BetaSeason|16#Election Results|@ elections}}, Horseman's batting changed {{Star Change|5.5|6.5}} and defense changed {{Star Change|4.2|3.9}} as a result of the Dale's {{BetaSeason|16#Wills|'''Transfuse'''}} will.
  
Horseman was traded to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in exchange for [[Baldwin Breadwinner]] during the [[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13 election]], via the Crabs' '''Exchange''' will.
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On {{BetaSeason|19}}, Day 7, Horseman was [[Incineration|incinerated]] and replaced by [[Bobbin Moss]].
  
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
 
==Career==
 
==Career==
 
Despite the relatively low ratings, Horseman was reliable at getting on base and part of a productive mid-order with [[Murray Pony]] and [[Hahn Fox]] during their seasons together. Horseman is a member-founder of the [[Party Animals]] intra-team group, and the only founder still with the Dale.
 
Despite the relatively low ratings, Horseman was reliable at getting on base and part of a productive mid-order with [[Murray Pony]] and [[Hahn Fox]] during their seasons together. Horseman is a member-founder of the [[Party Animals]] intra-team group, and the only founder still with the Dale.
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Horseman has a pet polydactyl cat that he stole from the Hemingway House named William Faulkner.
 
Horseman has a pet polydactyl cat that he stole from the Hemingway House named William Faulkner.
  
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{{IRM|Subject=Logan Horseman|title=Time on the Baltimore Crabs|format=vignette|intro=Logan's time on the Crabs is subject to a great deal of speculation as no one has been able to get a straight answer out of him. So far this is what we've managed to dig up.}}
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==Fan Works==
 
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File:Logan Horseman.jpg|Art by {{Twitter|name=CHURGALAX}}
 
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File:QaisJasmineLogan.jpg|alt=Logan Horseman hanging out on the couch with Qais Dogwalker and BeckWhitney|Art by @tywyso on Twitter
 
File:QaisJasmineLogan.jpg|alt=Logan Horseman hanging out on the couch with Qais Dogwalker and BeckWhitney|Art by @tywyso on Twitter
 
File:Logan Horseman Tlopps Card.jpg|Logan Horseman Tlopps Card by [https://twitter.com/mito_underscore Mito]
 
File:Logan Horseman Tlopps Card.jpg|Logan Horseman Tlopps Card by [https://twitter.com/mito_underscore Mito]
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File:Logan Horseman - GlassGoblin.png|Art of Logan Horseman by {{Twitter|name=Glassgoblin}}
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File:Logan Horseman - Marn.png|Art by  {{Twitter|name=corpserevivers}}
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File:Raul and Logan in the hall.png|Logan Horseman with [[Raúl Leal]] in the Hall of Flame, by [https://twitter.com/dessxericas?s=20 @dessxericas]
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File:Horsed man.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Miami Dale player Logan Horseman. Logan is a person with pale skin, shoulder length red hair half tied into a bun, freckles, a blue, glowing eye with a square pupil, and a blue, glowing unicorn horn. He is wearing green slides, jean shorts, and a dark purple tank top that says \"DALE\". He is holding a plush toy of a green horse mermaid creature with a golden unicorn horn and a backwards pink and blue hat. He is looking to the right and is sticking his tongue out. Behind him is three neon shapes: a blue square, a pink circle, and yellow triangle. The background is black.|Art by '''[https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1407188138074808321 @_iznj]'''
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File:Logan tarot birbteef.jpg|Four of Cups, by [https://twitter.com/birbteef/status/1496677989177823236 @birbteef]
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File:Logan Horseman.png|alt=A bust drawing of Logan Horseman from Blaseball. Logan is a thin, bright pink man with horse ears, long flowing hair, and a unicorn horn. Both his horn and hair are made of water and sea foam with fish swimming around in it.|Logan Horseman by [https://ebethsart.tumblr.com/post/696224308752744448/my-little-horseman-begin-id-a-bust-drawing Eli Finch]
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File:Eli Ponyfy this ponyguy.png|A drawing of Logan Horseman as a My Little Pony by [https://twitter.com/0dd0wl/status/1576708235746504704?s=20&t=_p28AfOjvT-jQtZpVabQkQ Odd Owl]
 
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Latest revision as of 00:05, 17 January 2023

Logan Horseman was a lineup player for the Miami Dale, and was with the team from the Season β14 elections until being incinerated on Season β19, Day 7. Horseman also played for the Baltimore Crabs.

Official League Records

Horseman joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Miami Dale with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Coffee Cup, Horseman played for Club de Calf as a lineup player.

In the Season β12 Elections, Horseman's stats were increased by the Dale's Infuse will.

Horseman was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Baldwin Breadwinner during the Season β13 elections via the Crabs' Exchange will.

Horseman was traded back to the Miami Dale in exchange for Baldwin Breadwinner during the Season β14 elections via the Dale's Exchange Will.

During the Season β16 elections, Horseman's batting changed 5.5 6.5 and defense changed 4.2 3.9 as a result of the Dale's Transfuse will.

On Season β19, Day 7, Horseman was incinerated and replaced by Bobbin Moss.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Career

Despite the relatively low ratings, Horseman was reliable at getting on base and part of a productive mid-order with Murray Pony and Hahn Fox during their seasons together. Horseman is a member-founder of the Party Animals intra-team group, and the only founder still with the Dale.

Personal Life

Horseman is a known Hlorse. Horseman is not related to famous actor BoJack Horseman. Little is known about Horseman's family and upbringing, although he says he is from Key West. He is saving his life’s story for his upcoming autobiography, From the Hlorse’s Mouth: Breaking Out of The Glass Menagerie.

Horseman has a brightly colored horn on his forehead, driving speculation that he is a unicorn. When asked about it, he will sigh and say that it’s a birthmark and that "no one can tame me, bro" and "everyone knows that unicorns aren’t real." His favorite party trick is opening beers by slamming them into the tip of his horn and then chugging them.

He can often be found at Pollo Tropical. He doesn't order, he just enjoys "the scene." He is easily recognized at the franchise and is on a first-name basis with many of the employees.

Horseman has a pet polydactyl cat that he stole from the Hemingway House named William Faulkner.


Time on the Baltimore Crabs

Logan's time on the Crabs is subject to a great deal of speculation as no one has been able to get a straight answer out of him. So far this is what we've managed to dig up. This time, the Interdimensional Rumor Mill reveals a Rumor from IF-69.853 out of its Rumor Registry...

A Reprieve in Baltimore

In season 13, Horseman was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in place of Baldwin Breadwinner. After the death of teammate Raúl Leal, Horseman appreciated the opportunity to get some space from their shared abode, but never admitted that it was a motivation for the trade. While these titans of blaseball claimed they were having a "rebuilding year," horseman still stood out as their star hitter - and was one of the few on the team unaffected by their curses. He took in the Baltimore air (possibly too much, as this is also the origins of the reports of his bioluminescence), saw the sights of the city (where he was kicked out of a showing of Crabs), and heard the stories of the team that vanished for nearly a decade.

In the quiet between games one of his new teammates, Kennedy Loser, took a moment to discuss his feelings on the splort, saying that “You can’t control where things end up in this game. No one gets through this unchanged or unscathed. Just appreciate the time you have with them, and be ready to watch them go.” While he still had a lot to process from the last few seasons, Horseman returned home to Miami upon hearing the news regarding the resurrection of both Chorby Soul and York Silk, and the many trials awaiting the Mild Low division, and hoped that his once teammates would not be too scathed by what was to come.



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