Leach Ingram

Leach Ingram
Art by RealHaman
Basic Information
Team	Kansas City Breath Mints
Status	Alive
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Acupuncture
Coffee Style	Milk Substitute
Blood Type	Basic
Fate	69
Soulscream	XAEXAXAEXAXIAAEOIAAEOIAAAAIAAAAIAEIAAEEIAAEEIOAAXIOAAXIEAIOHEAIOHEAUAOEAUAOEAAOAAIAOAAIAAEAHEAEAHEA
Biographical Details
Pronouns	she/they
Species	Lich
Personal Relationships
Husbands	Eduardo Ingram

Leach Ingram is a pitcher for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Ingram has been a pitcher for the Breath Mints since Season One.

Official League Record

Ingram does not currently have any notable events on record.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Leach's appearance resembles a humanoid skeletal mass with an excessive amount of teeth in inappropriate places. She is known for her impeccable fashion sense, wrapping her bony appendages in bright colors and extravagant patterns, even when on the blaseball field. Especially notable is her belt, which is composed of blaseskulls (skulls of blaseballs which have long since passed). Her first name is derived from her terrible spelling and her trademark inability to remember how to spell the word "Lich."   

It is rumored that Eduardo Ingram manifested into this plane at the exact same moment as Leach, and that their marriage is one of the immutable laws of the universe.  

Leach had been using "Spooky Scary Skeletons" as her walk-up music, but after the incineration of her husband Eduardo, she now prefers playing a horribly scratched vinyl record of Tears in Heaven.

Pitching Abilities

Leach's favored "pitching" strategy is to coat her blaseballs in ectoplasm and throw them directly at the other team's catchers, causing them to recoil in disgust and horror. This method - dubbed by fans as "ghlostbusting" - has a very low success rate, having only proved effective in a singular instance.

As of Season 5, Day 71, Leach currently holds the worst pitching record of the Breath Mints pitching staff. This is unsurprising- as a Lich with no eyes, Leach cannot see the ball, batter or catcher in any traditional sense. Instead, Leach uses echolocation and vibrations in her ear bones to visualize the strike zone. Since Leach has no lungs, she primarily relies on the screams of the crowd in order to create the pre-requisite vibrations. Remember- when you cheer Leach, you are helping her pitch better!

Leach enjoys peanut weather (due to all the crunching noise) and dislikes Reverb. As an advocate for more skeletons in popular media, she enjoys listening to the movies Coco and Nightmare Before Christmas.

Unsubstantiated Rumors

• Leach may not know that Grey Alvarado exists, due to the fact that Grey deadens all sounds within 5 feet of him.