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Juice Collins appeared during Day 76 of Season 3, in a game versus the [[Los Angeles Tacos]] after Fridays veterans [[Hendricks Rangel]] and Sebastian Sunshine were incinerated. At the Fridays' perennial third base refreshments cart, [[Our Lady of Perpetual Friday]] reached down and guided the tiki-tender's hand, pouring a cocktail so powerful that God gave it a soul. It gained sentience and stepped into the diamond during the Fridays' time of greatest need. She called herself Juice Collins. At her first at-bat, she hit a double. The devastated Fridays went on to win the game thanks in part to Collins.
 
Juice Collins appeared during Day 76 of Season 3, in a game versus the [[Los Angeles Tacos]] after Fridays veterans [[Hendricks Rangel]] and Sebastian Sunshine were incinerated. At the Fridays' perennial third base refreshments cart, [[Our Lady of Perpetual Friday]] reached down and guided the tiki-tender's hand, pouring a cocktail so powerful that God gave it a soul. It gained sentience and stepped into the diamond during the Fridays' time of greatest need. She called herself Juice Collins. At her first at-bat, she hit a double. The devastated Fridays went on to win the game thanks in part to Collins.
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=== Frequent Trips to Elsewhere ===
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Juice Collins was the first member of the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Hawai’i Fridays]] to make multiple trips [[Elsewhere]] due to the Immateria flooding. It is speculated that her liquid nature makes it easier for her to navigate these floods. Upon her return, she spoke of leading tours through the Elsewhere and, we quote, “scamming Elsewhere tourists”, at which point she was quickly shushed by other members of her team. Juice Collins has never committed a crime (as far as you know).
  
 
===Recipe===
 
===Recipe===

Revision as of 23:54, 18 March 2021

Juice Collins is a lineup player for the Hawai'i Fridays. Collins has been with the team since Season 3, Day 76 when Collins replaced Sebastian Sunshine due to incineration.

Official League Records

Season 3

While Collins started playing halfway through Season 3, she still managed 106 plate appearances with a 0.386 batting average, ranking her #1 in the league.

Season 7

During the Fridays' Season 7, Day 92 game against the Kansas City Breath Mints, Collins received a ½-star boost to all stats.

Season 9

Collins stole 24 bases in Season 9, tied for 8th in the league.

Coffee Cup

During the Coffee Cup, Collins played for FWXBC as a pitcher.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Appearance

Juice Collins appeared during Day 76 of Season 3, in a game versus the Los Angeles Tacos after Fridays veterans Hendricks Rangel and Sebastian Sunshine were incinerated. At the Fridays' perennial third base refreshments cart, Our Lady of Perpetual Friday reached down and guided the tiki-tender's hand, pouring a cocktail so powerful that God gave it a soul. It gained sentience and stepped into the diamond during the Fridays' time of greatest need. She called herself Juice Collins. At her first at-bat, she hit a double. The devastated Fridays went on to win the game thanks in part to Collins.

Frequent Trips to Elsewhere

Juice Collins was the first member of the Hawai’i Fridays to make multiple trips Elsewhere due to the Immateria flooding. It is speculated that her liquid nature makes it easier for her to navigate these floods. Upon her return, she spoke of leading tours through the Elsewhere and, we quote, “scamming Elsewhere tourists”, at which point she was quickly shushed by other members of her team. Juice Collins has never committed a crime (as far as you know).

Recipe

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Play Kokomo by The Beach Boys. Recording, live band, or acapella works, though results may vary.

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pour into collins glass

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Gallery