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Evelton McBlase II is a pitcher for the Broken Ridge Jazz Hands, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. McBlase II has played for the Houston Spies, Hawai'i Fridays, Baltimore Crabs, Core Mechanics, Chicago Firefighters, Yellowstone Magic, Tokyo Lift, Mexico City Wild Wings, and New York Millennials.

Official League Records

McBlase II joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Houston Spies during the Season β6 elections via the Party Line blessing, which created a clone of Hawai'i Fridays player Evelton McBlase and sent Donia Bailey to the Shadows. McBlase II then immediately became a lineup player via the The Best Offense blessing.

McBlase II was traded to the Hawai'i Fridays in exchange for Karato Bean during the Season β7 elections via the Lottery Pick blessing.

McBlase II was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Nagomi Mcdaniel during the Season β10 elections via the People's Champion blessing.

During the Season β12 elections, McBlase II's defense was increased by 2.9 → 3.6 as a result of the Crabs' The Rack blessing.

During the Season β13 elections, McBlase II gained the Roamin' modification and wandered to the Core Mechanics as a result of the Crabs' Revoke will.

During the Season β17 elections, McBlase II wandered to the Chicago Firefighters due to the Roamin' modification.

During the Season β18 elections, McBlase II wandered to the Yellowstone Magic due to the Roamin' modification.

McBlase II was traded to the Tokyo Lift in exchange for Halexandrey Walton during the Season β19 elections via the Magic's Equivalent Exchange will.

On Season β20, Day 78, McBlase II was swept and gained the Negative modification as a result of Nandy Slumps's Undertaker modification. During the Season β20 elections, McBlase II wandered to the Mexico City Wild Wings due to the Roamin' modification.

On Season β21, Day 98, McBlase II retreated to the Wild Wings' Shadows in exchange for Joshua Watson at the Basin of Mexico Park via the Ratified Voicemail.

McBlase II was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Fran Beans during the Season β21 elections via the Wild Wings' Equivalent Exchange will. They then wandered to the New York Millennials due to the Roamin' modification.

On Season β22, Day 74, McBlase II retreated to the Millennials' Shadows in exchange for Andrew Solis at New York, New York Arena, Arena via the Ratified Voicemail. On Day 100, McBlase II joined the Millennials' pitching rotation in exchange for Anathema Elemefayo as a result of New York, New York Arena, Arena's Fax Machine.

Over the course of Season β23, McBlase II entered and exited the Millennials' Shadows two times as a result of New York, New York Arena, Arena Fax Machine events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.

During the December 23, 2022 Fall Ball, McBlase II fell to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.

During the Season 1 elections, McBlase II's pitching increased from 2.5 → 3.5 due to the NEW Pitching Boost blessing.

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Identity and relationship with Evelton McBlase

Evelton McBlase II has been known to claim to be the long lost, and sometimes evil, twin brother, of Evelton McBlase. However, sometimes he has been known to claim that it is the other way around. Other Fridays players, when asked, generally tend to shrug and say, "Hey, it is what it is, man. You want another Plepsi Lite?"

Acting Career

Evelton McBlase II was approached by film producer Fitz Kualoa about starring in a full-length blaseball biopic that would film between Seasons 6 and 7. After Evelton joined the cast, Blases Loaded was re-written to star McBlase II's twin brother. McBlase II continues to act during the post-season, and his eighth full-length film is currently in post-production.

Filmography
Title	Role	Notes
Blases Loaded	Evelton McBlase I	Nominated-Athletic Guild Award for Trying Something New
Blases Pre-Loaded	Evelton McBlase I & Evelton McBlase II
C O C O N U T I N L O V E	The Angry Sheriff	Animated
Maui Zowee	Scott Kannblerg	Nominated-HAFTA Award for Best Lo-fi Soundtrack
McBlase vs. McBlase: Two's on First	Evelton McBlase I	May have been played by Evelton McBlase I
The Bleach Bum	Moondog	HAFTA Award for Best Performer (erroneously awarded to Evelton McBlase I)
Fat News Bears	Coach Morris	In Post-production

Baltimore Films

Since their transfer to the Baltimore Crabs they have been offered several parts in various Baltimore based film adaptations including Mission Imclawsible, Doctor Strangeclaw, Reservoir Crabs, Air Bud (but with a Crab), and Claws 2. Notably they did turn down the offer for Crabs, citing a disinterest in musical adaptations for the screen.

Directorial Debut

After winning a championship with the Crabs, McBlase II moved to the Core, citing an interesting in the groundbreaking special effects and independent films coming out of the area. McBlase II has since made their directorial debut with The Llitch, and has been met with widespread critical acclaim for both that and his subsequent film, The Llighthouse.

Cinematic World Tour

Following several seasons spent in the Core, McBlase began a whirlwind tour of several cities' cinematic cultures. Typically a recluse, they gave an interview where they said, "My time in the Core has taught me that there's always something new to learn... and I, of all people, am perfectly capable of learning it."

McBlase spent the first season of their tour in Chicago, using their new directorial chops to learn about the history of cinema in the city. They then went to Yellowstone and dabbled in documentary-making, learning along the way about the ethical challenges in filmmaking. A trade brought McBlase to Tokyo, where they spent a season learning the history of Japanese cinema, followed by a year spent in Mexico City learning about their traditions.

Satisfied with their time spent traveling, McBlase spent the next several seasons in New York. After a brief break to try theatre, they returned to cinema, vowing to use what they'd learned in their travels to direct and star in the best film possible. McBlase has claimed that the film will debut on the day of the Season 24 elections.

Fan Works

Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Art by @glassgoblin
Art by @corpserevivers
Evelton behind their mask, art by @corpserevivers
Eve McBlase II. Art by smol Gremlin#4962 on discord
Eve and the Broken Ridge by Cori
A Tlopps card of Evelton McBlase II, by @VoxiSour.
Eve by Cori

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-===Debut===
+McBlase II joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Houston Spies]] during the {{BetaSeason|6#Election Results|@ elections}} via the {{BetaSeason|6#Blessings|'''Party Line'''}} blessing, which created a clone of [[Hawai'i Fridays]] player [[Evelton McBlase]] and sent [[Donia Bailey]] to the [[Shadows]]. McBlase II then immediately became a lineup player via the {{BetaSeason|6#Blessings|'''The Best Offense'''}} blessing.
-McBlase II joined the league at the [[Season 6#Election Results|end of Season 6]], as a {{Star Rating|1}} pitcher for the [[Houston Spies]]. McBlase II is the first player to ever join the league during a season's election results, if one does not count [[Season 4#Election Results|'''Alternate Reality''']] players replacing themselves.
-McBlase II is an [[Modifications|'''Alternate''']] of the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] pitcher [[Evelton McBlase]], created as a result of the [[Season 6#Blessings|Season 6 blessing]] '''Party Line''', which states: "Replace a player on your team with the Alternate of a random player from another team." McBlase II took the place of [[Donia Bailey]] on the Spies roster, and Bailey retreated to the Shadows. Immediately afterwards, McBlase was randomly selected to swap from pitcher to hitter as a result of '''The Best Offense''' blessing targeting [[Alexandria Rosales]], who in turn swapped from hitter to pitcher. McBlase II debuted as a {{Star Rating|.5}} hitter.
-===Season 7===
-At the end of Season 7, McBlase II was traded to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] for [[Karato Bean]] by the '''Lottery Pick''' blessing.
-===Season 10===
-During the [[Season 10#Election%20Results|Season 10 election]], McBlase II was traded to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] for [[Nagomi Mcdaniel]] due to the Fridays' '''People's Champion''' blessing.
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-During the [[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13 election]], McBlase II received the [[Modifications|Roamin' modification]] due to the Crabs winning the '''Revoke''' will. McBlase II was immediately sent to the [[Core Mechanics]] with no replacement.
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-And so the Spies just thought they could
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-Nothing simpler, they all reckoned.
-At first it seemed the plan was smart
-For none could tell them both apart
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-The skill of Two was clear to gauge.
-He couldn’t bat, or run, or pitch
-And had a much more fatal glitch
-He proved to be an amiable guy
-Who didn’t have the guile to spy.
-And so they tried him in the Isles;
-Fate intervened with further trials
-Our chill friend Two, who fast fatigues,
-Was scuttled up to the big leagues.
+McBlase II was traded to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] in exchange for [[Karato Bean]] during the {{BetaSeason|7#Election Results|@ elections}} via the {{BetaSeason|7#Blessings|'''Lottery Pick'''}} blessing.
-The Crabs pondered this hapless man,
+McBlase II was traded to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in exchange for [[Nagomi Mcdaniel]] during the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ elections}} via the {{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|'''People's Champion'''}} blessing.
-And so devised a cunning plan
+During the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}}, McBlase II's defense was increased by {{Star Change|2.9|3.6}} as a result of the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|12#Blessings|'''The Rack'''}} blessing.
-He’d see few bases, much less home,
+During the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}}, McBlase II gained the {{ModLink|Roamin'}} modification and wandered to the [[Core Mechanics]] as a result of the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|13#Wills|'''Revoke'''}} will.
-But yes, McBlase could ably roam!
+During the {{BetaSeason|17#Election Results|@ elections}}, McBlase II wandered to the [[Chicago Firefighters]] due to the '''Roamin'''' modification.
+During the {{BetaSeason|18#Election Results|@ elections}}, McBlase II wandered to the [[Yellowstone Magic]] due to the '''Roamin'''' modification.
-Though not a Crab, McBlase is proud
+McBlase II was traded to the [[Tokyo Lift]] in exchange for [[Halexandrey Walton]] during the {{BetaSeason|19#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Magic's {{BetaSeason|19#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange'''}} will.
-That finally he has been allowed,
+On {{BetaSeason|20}}, Day 78, McBlase II was swept {{Elsewhere}} and gained the {{ModLink|Negative}} modification as a result of [[Nandy Slumps]]'s {{ModLink|Undertaker}} modification. During the {{BetaSeason|20#Election Results|@ elections}}, McBlase II wandered to the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] due to the '''Roamin'''' modification.
-To finally have a skill of note,
+On {{BetaSeason|21}}, Day 98, McBlase II retreated to the Wild Wings' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Joshua Watson]] at the [[Basin of Mexico Park]] via the {{ModLink|Ratification|Ratified}} {{ModLink|Voicemail}}.
-Between the teams he now will float.
+McBlase II was traded to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in exchange for [[Fran Beans]] during the {{BetaSeason|21#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Wild Wings' {{BetaSeason|21#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange'''}} will. They then wandered to the [[New York Millennials]] due to the '''Roamin'''' modification.
+On {{BetaSeason|22}}, Day 74, McBlase II retreated to the Millennials' Shadows in exchange for [[Andrew Solis]] at [[New York, New York Arena, Arena]] via the Ratified '''Voicemail'''. On Day 100, McBlase II joined the Millennials' pitching rotation in exchange for [[Anathema Elemefayo]] as a result of New York, New York Arena, Arena's {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}.
-And in this flooded world I think,
+Over the course of {{BetaSeason|23}}, McBlase II entered and exited the Millennials' Shadows two times as a result of [[New York, New York Arena, Arena]] '''Fax Machine''' events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.
-That is much better than to sink!</blockquote>
+During the December 23, 2022 [[Fall Ball]], McBlase II fell to the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]].
+During the [[Season 1#Election Results|Season 1 elections]], McBlase II's pitching increased from {{Star Change|2.5|3.5}} due to the '''[[Season 1#Election Ballot|NEW Pitching Boost]]''' blessing.
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+File:EveltonMcBlaseII Tlopps Fall Ball.png|A Tlopps card of Evelton McBlase II, by {{Twitter|name=VoxiSour}}.
+File:Eve cape.jpg|alt=A watercolor of Eve Mcblase. Eve is a trans woman with long black hair and pale skin, wearing a base-shaped mask with stylized eyes on it. She is wearing a vampire-like outfit with a big cape, which she is holding out to the side, a white ruffled shirt, black pants and tall shiny black boots. The background is a dark stage with a spotlight on Eve.|Eve by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1624843218700447745?s=20&t=_vYOb12epb1T-RHQtsEbew Cori]
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