Eduardo Ingram

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Eduardo Ingram is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Ingram has been a player for the Breath Mints since Season One.

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They are quite small but appear much larger and fluffier due to being covered in fragrant white-and-gold feathers. They have a persistent tic of itching and pulling out wayward down due to the discomfort of wearing a blaseball uniform over their sizable wings.

It is rumored that Leach Ingram manifested into this plane at the exact same moment as Eduardo, and that their marriage is one of the immutable laws of the universe.  They live together in a nest high in a tree at the edge of An open meadow on the outskirts of town. Between innings, Eduardo can be found perched in the nest, where they scan through the crowd for shiny objects which they steal and give to their husband as gifts.

Eduardo plays flamenco guitar at nursing homes when they are not playing blaseball.