Boyfriend Monreal

Boyfriend Monreal
Art by @dancynrew
Basic Information
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Getting organized
Coffee Style	Anything
Blood Type	Electric
Fate	65
Soulscream	UIEHIUIEHIUEEAAEEEAAEEAAAOUAAAOUAIAAOHIAAOHI
Biographical Details
Species	Boyfriend
Personal Relationships
Partners	You Betcha
Girlfriends	Yes
Boyfriends	Sure!

Boyfriend Monreal is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Monreal has been playing for the Breath Mints since Season One.

Official League Record

Monreal does not currently have any notable events on record.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

They're our Boyfriend.

Boyfriend Monreal is a beloved omnisexual batter for the Kansas City Breath Mints. They are known for their many eyes, their impossible charm, and their wizened knowledge in the ways of love.

Monreal began dating the Kansas City FreshDome during Season 1. After their acrimonious postseason break-up, the Mints decided it was in everyone's best interest to relocate the team to an open meadow on the outskirts of town. Monreal and the Dome are now closer friends than they were before.

It is rumored that following this breakup and subsequent friendship, Boyfriend began seeing Ren Hunter, a batter for the New York Millennials, and former batter for the Charleston Shoe Thieves. These rumors were at first surprising, given the Breath Mint's one sided rivalry with the Shoe Thieves, but the fans soon realized that Boyfriend having a healthy romantic life far out-weighed any such grudges. Upon asking to confirm these rumors, Boyfriend simply exclaimed that "Ren makes me feel like my skin is bursting with thousands of eyes. Also, she's got a pretty nice ass."

Boyfriend is also currently engaged in a profound emotional relationship with every fan of the Breath Mints who wishes to be in a relationship with them. They are, collectively, Our Boyfriend.

Boyfriend performs best at the bottom of the [1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th] inning. They are known for being exceptional at blaserunning, and for looking damn good as they do it.

Unsubstantiated Rumors

• Boyfriend is an honorific title granted to one person a generation. Should Boyfriend Monreal die, a new person will immediately be born with the Boyfriend title, thus ensuring balance between the four splorts of blaseball, hlockey, flootball and glolf.
• Boyfriend (or "Boyf") has the ability to banish evildoers and arch-criminals to the friend zone, but it is unknown if this unholy power has ever been seen or used.
• Boyfriend was the target of an incineration, but Eduardo leaped in front of Boyfriend at the last second.
• There are currently unsubstantiated rumors rising that Boyfriend Monreal is a cat boy. The Kansas City Breath Mints, in a public statement, assured the public that this is being looked into.
• Boyfriend is known for their affinity to draw walks from pitchers, a phenomenon frequently rumored to be due to their charm and flirtatious Vibes(tm) distracting the pitcher. When asked about this, Boyfriend simply responded. "I love going on walks. Who doesn't?"
• In a soon to be released zine, Boyfriend is depicted dating the ocean. Whether they are still together is unknown.