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In Season 6, the Seattle Garages finished fourth in the new Mild League and seventh in the ILB. The Garages qualified for the postseason for the first time in franchise history. The team was seeded 4th, but swept both the quarterfinals and semifinals to earn their first ILB Championship appearance, where they were swept by the Baltimore Crabs. The team experienced no weather events during the season.

In the Season 6 Election the Garages committed necromancy by winning the Lottery Pick blessing, reviving former pitcher Jaylen Hotdogfingers. The Garages also won the Fireproof Jacket blessing, granting Oliver Mueller  Fireproof.

Starting Roster

Lineup Rotation
Bench Bullpen

Season

Roster Changes

Postseason

  • On Day 100, the Seattle Garages began their first ever playoff series against the Philly Pies. The Garages swept the series, ending with 3 wins to the Pies' 0. (Watch here on Before).
  • On Day 105, the Seattle Garages began the Mild League Championship Series against the Hades Tigers. The Garages swept the series, ending with 3 wins to Hades' 0. (Watch here on Before).
  • On Day 108, the Seattle Garages began their first Internet Series against Wild League Champions The Baltimore Crabs. The Garages were swept, ending the series with 0 wins to the Crabs' 3. (Watch here on Before).

Election Outcomes

Blessings

  • Lottery Pick blessed the Seattle Garages.
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    • FIRE AND SMOKE
    • AN EGG
    • HATCHING
    • JAYLEN HOTDOGFINGERS RETURNS
    • MIKE TOWNSEND RETREATS TO SHADOWS
    • The Garages had 58% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 119,158 votes were cast.
      • In addition to being added to the Garages' rotation, Jaylen Hotdogfingers gained never before seen  Debt and  Returned modifications as well a unique pregame ritual: "Checking their pulse."
  • Fireproof Jacket blessed the Seattle Garages.
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Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Limiter Released

A bar graph depicting the Season 5 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season. We'll suck forever.

In Season 5, the Seattle Garages continued their slow upward climb. Led by perennial star batters Theodore Duende, Oliver Mueller, and the recently alternated Malik Destiny and supported by standout pitcher Henry Marshallow and the recently redeemed Mike Townsend, the team turned out a very respectable performance in the early season and once again overcame their now-characteristic midseason slump to finish a season with a winning record for the first time in Garages history. The first reverb the band faced seemed to only reinvigorate their performance, optimizing their lineup for small ball, a Seattle favorite strategy. At the end of the season, a second lineup shuffle further optimized the team, making them feel like a new band[1].

Mild Highs

With the passage of the High Filter Decree restructuring the league, the Seattle Garages left the Chaotic Evil division for their new home, Mild High. The reshuffle placed both of Seattle's rivals, the Sunbeams and Spies, in the opposite conference. The Seattle Garages won no blessings in Season 5.