Stevenson Heat

Stevenson Heat
Basic Information
Team	Hawaii Fridays
Status	Alive
Batting	★★★½
Pitching	★
Defense	★★½
Running	(bugged)
Modifications	Alternate
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Talking to the parasite
Coffee Style	Milk Substitute
Blood Type	Basic
Fate	22
Soulscream	HHEEIHHEEIHIIAEIIIAEIIUIAHAUIAHAUEHAHUEHAHUE

Stevenson Heat is a pitcher for the Hawaii Fridays. Heat has been a member of the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Heat currently has no notable events in the official recordbooks.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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History

Background

Heat was born in El Paso, Texas, living there until age five, when his family moved to the Sovereign Nation of Hawaii for job opportunities (and of course, good vibes).

While working at Stetson Heaven, his family's Western-wear store, Heat discovered natural talent within two fields - blaseball and cookin’ beans. Starting his career within the Hawaiian Little League Association, Heat quickly became known for his unorthodox style of play, that being the consumption of mass quantities of beans before any game. To quote Heat himself in a later interview, “I just ate a bucket of beans. Why’d you reckon I’m throwing gas?”

At age 20, Heat was picked up for the Hawaii Fridays, where he has remained up until Season 3.

Recently, Heat underwent Elton John surgery, which is like Tommy John surgery with better music. During his recovery, he took up playing the ukulele and discovered that he had a real natural talent for it. Although he declined several subsequent offers from record companies, he still shows off his skills by playing the walkup music for batters during Fridays games (usually from his hammock), accompanied by James Mora on vocals.

Several unconfirmed reports have stated that Heat and Mora have begun a romantic relationship as of ██/██/████

The Juice Cleanse

Prior to the incineration of Hendricks Rangel and Sebastian Sunshine, Heat would often be seen performing his pre-game ritual of eating an entire can of beans alongside Rangel's Unknowable Unbound Entity. Heat was notably upset after the Juice Cleanse, but since Season 4, it has been noted that while he performs his bean eating ritual before each game, he seems to be sharing it with his own shadow.

Gallery

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  Season 3 Tlopps card.