Sebastian Woodman

Sebastian Woodman
Basic Information
Team	Charleston Shoe Thieves
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	FlinchHitters with Flinch cannot swing until a strike has been thrown in the At Bat.
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Astral projection
Coffee Style	Macchiato
Blood Type	Basic
Fate	70
Soulscream	IHEXXIHEXXIEEAUOEEAUOEAAAXEAAAXEAIOAXAIOAXAIUAAAAUAAAAU
Biographical Details
Pronouns	It/Its, They/Them
Nickname(s)	"Pine", "Wrong Sebastian; Sebastian Two: Electric Boogaloo"
Species	Statue
Personal Relationships
Relations	Sebastian Woodman (alleged, unknown)
Other Background Information
Shoe-Stealing Specialty	Clogs

Sebastian Woodman is a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and has been with the team since Season 3.

Official League Records

Woodman joined the league on Day 44 of Season 3 after the incineration of Shoe Thieves player Atlas Jonbois.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Blaseball Career

Upon former player Sebastian Townsend's incineration, the Shoe Thieves felled a mighty cypress tree, constructing an effigy in their honor. This was primarily accomplished through Esme Ramsey gnawing out a rough likeness with their teeth. This effigy has displayed quite the knack for playing blaseball.

After several teammates reported seeing the shifting, tortured face of Sebastian Townsend appearing on the effigy, the Shoe Thieves printed out a medium quality .jpg of Townsend, taping it over. Cornelius Games commented, "That takes care of that."

No one has ever seen Woodman move. Whenever Woodman hits the ball, there is an instant where all watching collectively feel the urge to blink. Following this strange and entirely impossible to comprehend phenomena, Woodman will inexplicably already be on base. It is unknown how this is accomplished. Woodman has offered no hints other than, "Please, you have to believe me. I'm Sebastian! Please!"

Woodman specializes in stealing clogs.

Personal Life

Sebastian Woodman's presence is reportedly a noticeable morale booster for the Shoe Thieves. Teammates of Woodman comment frequently about how much they love its jokes, such as, "It's me, Sebastian. It's really me. Help me," and, "I have been pulled from my eternal slumber to toil endlessly in the blaseball fields, this is my everlasting curse." Loud waves of laughter are often heard from the dugout following such jokes.

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