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| − | {{Player|team=[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]|status=Active| | + | {{Player |
| + | |title= | ||
| + | |image1=Sebastian Trading Card.png | ||
| + | |caption1= | ||
| + | |team=[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] | ||
| + | |former= | ||
| + | |status=Active | ||
| + | |modifications={{Modif|flinch}} | ||
| + | |batting={{Star Rating|2.5}} | ||
| + | |pitching={{Star Rating|1.5}} | ||
| + | |baserunning={{Star Rating|3.5}} | ||
| + | |defense={{Star Rating|2.5}} | ||
| + | |item=None | ||
| + | |armor=None | ||
| + | |evolution=Base | ||
| + | |ritual=Astral projection | ||
| + | |coffee=Macchiato | ||
| + | |blood=Basic | ||
| + | |fate=70 | ||
| + | |soulscream=IHEXXIHEXXIEEAUOEEAUOEAAAXEAAAXEAIOAXAIOAXAIUAAAAUAAAAU | ||
| + | |position=Fencekeeper | ||
| + | |shoe_specialty=Clogs | ||
| + | |species=Statue | ||
| + | |pronouns=It/Its, They/Them | ||
| + | |sexuality= | ||
| + | |age= | ||
| + | |relations=[[Sebastian Woodman]] (alleged, unknown) | ||
| + | |nickname="Pine", "Wrong Sebastian; Sebastian Two: Electric Boogaloo" | ||
| + | |horse= | ||
| + | |likes= | ||
| + | |dislikes= | ||
| + | |player_twitter= | ||
| + | |uuid =15d3a844-df6b-4193-a8f5-9ab129312d8d | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | '''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a lineup player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], and has been with the team since [[Season 3]]. | ||
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| + | __FORCETOC__ | ||
| + | ==Official League Records== | ||
| + | Woodman joined the league on Day 44 of [[Season 3]] after the incineration of Shoe Thieves player [[Atlas Jonbois]]. | ||
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{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
| − | + | ==Blaseball Career== | |
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Upon former player [[Sebastian Townsend]]'s incineration, the Shoe Thieves felled a mighty cypress tree, constructing an effigy in their honor. This was primarily accomplished through [[Esme Ramsey]] gnawing out a rough likeness with their teeth. This effigy has displayed quite the knack for playing blaseball. | Upon former player [[Sebastian Townsend]]'s incineration, the Shoe Thieves felled a mighty cypress tree, constructing an effigy in their honor. This was primarily accomplished through [[Esme Ramsey]] gnawing out a rough likeness with their teeth. This effigy has displayed quite the knack for playing blaseball. | ||
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No one has ever seen Woodman move. Whenever Woodman hits the ball, there is an instant where all watching collectively feel the urge to blink. Following this strange and entirely impossible to comprehend phenomena, Woodman will inexplicably already be on base. It is unknown how this is accomplished. Woodman has offered no hints other than, "Please, you have to believe me. I'm Sebastian! Please!" | No one has ever seen Woodman move. Whenever Woodman hits the ball, there is an instant where all watching collectively feel the urge to blink. Following this strange and entirely impossible to comprehend phenomena, Woodman will inexplicably already be on base. It is unknown how this is accomplished. Woodman has offered no hints other than, "Please, you have to believe me. I'm Sebastian! Please!" | ||
| − | == | + | Woodman specializes in stealing clogs. |
| + | ==Personal Life== | ||
Sebastian Woodman's presence is reportedly a noticeable morale booster for the Shoe Thieves. Teammates of Woodman comment frequently about how much they love its jokes, such as, "It's me, Sebastian. It's really me. Help me," and, "I have been pulled from my eternal slumber to toil endlessly in the blaseball fields, this is my everlasting curse." Loud waves of laughter are often heard from the dugout following such jokes. | Sebastian Woodman's presence is reportedly a noticeable morale booster for the Shoe Thieves. Teammates of Woodman comment frequently about how much they love its jokes, such as, "It's me, Sebastian. It's really me. Help me," and, "I have been pulled from my eternal slumber to toil endlessly in the blaseball fields, this is my everlasting curse." Loud waves of laughter are often heard from the dugout following such jokes. | ||
| − | + | ==Gallery== | |
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| + | Sebastian Trading Card.png | ||
| + | </gallery> | ||
{{TeamNavSelector|shoe thieves}} | {{TeamNavSelector|shoe thieves}} | ||
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[[Category:Players]] | [[Category:Players]] | ||
| − | [[Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated | + | [[Category:Nominative Determinism]] |
| + | [[Category:Nonhuman Players]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Players with a Tlopps card]] | ||
[[Category:Lineup Players]] | [[Category:Lineup Players]] | ||
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Revision as of 00:55, 14 October 2020
Sebastian Woodman is a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and has been with the team since Season 3.
Official League Records
Woodman joined the league on Day 44 of Season 3 after the incineration of Shoe Thieves player Atlas Jonbois.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Blaseball Career
Upon former player Sebastian Townsend's incineration, the Shoe Thieves felled a mighty cypress tree, constructing an effigy in their honor. This was primarily accomplished through Esme Ramsey gnawing out a rough likeness with their teeth. This effigy has displayed quite the knack for playing blaseball.
After several teammates reported seeing the shifting, tortured face of Sebastian Townsend appearing on the effigy, the Shoe Thieves printed out a medium quality .jpg of Townsend, taping it over. Cornelius Games commented, "That takes care of that."
No one has ever seen Woodman move. Whenever Woodman hits the ball, there is an instant where all watching collectively feel the urge to blink. Following this strange and entirely impossible to comprehend phenomena, Woodman will inexplicably already be on base. It is unknown how this is accomplished. Woodman has offered no hints other than, "Please, you have to believe me. I'm Sebastian! Please!"
Woodman specializes in stealing clogs.
Personal Life
Sebastian Woodman's presence is reportedly a noticeable morale booster for the Shoe Thieves. Teammates of Woodman comment frequently about how much they love its jokes, such as, "It's me, Sebastian. It's really me. Help me," and, "I have been pulled from my eternal slumber to toil endlessly in the blaseball fields, this is my everlasting curse." Loud waves of laughter are often heard from the dugout following such jokes.
Gallery
| Players | Batters | |
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| Pitchers | ||
| Shadows | ||
| Buried | Richardson Games · Darren Chill · Slosh Gulp · Becker Solis | |
| Former |
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| Stats | Season | β1 · β2 · β3 · β4 · β5 · β6 · β7 · β8 · β9 · β10 · β11 · β12 · β13 · β14 · β15 · β16 · β17 · β18 · β19 · β20 · β21 · β22 · β23 · β24 1 · 2 · Full List |
| Circuits | Gamma 1 · Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
| Events | The Grand Unslam · Day X | |
| Ballpark | Choux Stadium | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Cornelius Games · Matteo Prestige · Sneaker Pete · Holden Milk | |
| Places | Charleston · The Beck And Call · Sunken Charleston Remembrance Obelisk | |
| History | Charleston Shoe Thieves' History · Fan Awards | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| Your Kicks are Our Kicks. | ||
