Rodriguez Internet

Rodriguez Internet
Basic Information
Team	Kansas City Breath Mints
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Crystals
Coffee Style	Plenty of Sugar
Blood Type	Love
Fate	29
Soulscream	AEEAEAEEAEAIEAIIIEAIIIEUAUHEUAUHEUEAIAUEAIAUXHAUAXHAUAXHHIEXHHIEXHIIAIAIIAIAIAEAOAAEAOAAEHAAEEHAAEE
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/They
Nickname(s)	Rod.Net
Species	World Wide Web

Rodriguez Internet is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Internet has played for the Breath Mints since Season One.

Official League Record

At the end of Season 4, Internet was affected by the Alternate Reality Decree, which replaced him with an alternate reality version, randomizing his stats.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Internet's perceivable form is constructed of several ASCII characters artfully pieced together into the shape of a very kind and talented Blaseball player. In his current form he appears stuck at only dial-up speeds however, Kansas City's high speed fiber-optic internet may unlock his full potential.

As a personification of the internet itself, the playfully nicknamed Rod.Net is well known for his quick thinking and love of cat pictures. Some fans have reportedly seen him keeping a small plush cat on a keychain around his belt, though none can seem to agree as to what the cat looks like. When asked to present the keychain during interviews, Internet consistently laughs to themself before informing the reporter that the alleged feline is "a bit camera shy."

After Season 4, Rod.net was replaced by doppleganger Rod.com. At a glance the two appear almost identical, but there are subtle differences between the two.

Original Rodriguez Internet's walk-out music was Spybreak! by English electronic duo Propellerheads. Alternate reality Rod.com’s preferred walk-up music is a 15 second unskippable ad. Rod.com always waits for the entire ad to be over before he starts swinging, often resulting in several strikes.

Rod.com likes to hand out cookies to fans between at-bats, and then obsessively checks on the status of said cookies throughout the game (and even at future games if he recognizes the fans).

Abilities

• Very good at recommending gift ideas (often unsolicited).
• Uses pop-up ads to deflect pop flys into his glove.
• Experiences lag while base-running, making him easier to tag out.
• His power increases based on how many fans like and subscribe.

Fan Art

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  One of Rod's early fan discs