Rodriguez Internet

Rodriguez Internet
Basic Information
Team	Kansas City Breath Mints
Status	Alive
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Crystals
Coffee Style	Plenty of Sugar
Blood Type	Love
Fate	60
Soulscream	IHEIUIHEIUIHEAIUHEAIUHUHAAHUHAAHUEIAXUEIAXUEXIAHEXIAHEX
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/They
Nickname(s)	Rod.Net
Species	World Wide Web

Rodriguez Internet is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Internet has played for the Breath Mints since Season One.

Official League Record

At the end of Season 4, Internet was affected by the Alternate Reality Decree, which replaced him with an alternate reality version, randomizing his stats.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Internet's perceivable form is constructed of several ASCII characters artfully pieced together into the shape of a very kind and talented Blaseball player. In his current form he appears stuck at only dial-up speeds however, Kansas City's high speed fiber-optic internet may unlock his full potential.

As a personification of the internet itself, the playfully nicknamed Rod.Net is well known for his quick thinking and love of cat pictures. Some fans have reportedly seen him keeping a small plush cat on a keychain around his belt, though none can seem to agree as to what the cat looks like. When asked to present the keychain during interviews, Internet consistently laughs to themself before informing the reporter that the alleged feline is "a bit camera shy."

Rodriguez Internet's walk-out music is Spybreak! by English electronic duo Propellerheads