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'''Randall "Randy" Marijuana''' is a batter for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. Marijuana has been with the Jazz Hands since [[Season 6]], Day 44 after replacing [[Hendricks Richardson]] due to [[Feedback]]. They joined the [[ILB]] as a batter for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] in [[Season 1]]. During their time with the Sunbeams, they were known for their signature double-play with batter and former teammate [[Alaynabella Hollywood]].
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'''Randall "Randy" Marijuana''' was a lineup player for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] and [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. Marijuana joined [[Internet League Blaseball]] during [[Season 1]] as a member of the Sunbeams and played for the Jazz Hands during the later half of [[Season 6]]. Marijuana was incinerated during a Season 6, Day 84 game against the [[Houston Spies]] and replaced by [[Steph Weeks]].
  
  
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===4/20===
 
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Marijuana hit a two-run home run on [[Season 4]], Day 20, in the tenth inning against the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]].
 
Marijuana hit a two-run home run on [[Season 4]], Day 20, in the tenth inning against the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]].
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===Season 6 Feedback===
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Marijuana joined the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] on [[Season 6]], Day 44 after a [[feedback]] swap with [[Hendricks Richardson]]. He would go on to play just under half a season before his incineration.
  
 
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In a post-match interview, Marijuana (in tears) called this "the greatest day of my career."
 
 
 
==Career==
 
==Career==
 
During his "second" season, Marijuana was warned by Assistant Coach Nakamura that if he didn't stop striking out so often, their Minecraft save file would be deleted. In a pivotal game against the [[Canada Moist Talkers]], Marijuana struck out, leading to the Sunbeams being [[Shame|Shamed]]. Coach immediately destroyed Marijuana's save file as a consequence.
 
During his "second" season, Marijuana was warned by Assistant Coach Nakamura that if he didn't stop striking out so often, their Minecraft save file would be deleted. In a pivotal game against the [[Canada Moist Talkers]], Marijuana struck out, leading to the Sunbeams being [[Shame|Shamed]]. Coach immediately destroyed Marijuana's save file as a consequence.
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Following the Season 4, Day 20 game in which Marijuana hit a home run, he gave an interview (in tears) where he called the moment "the greatest day of my career."
  
 
After receiving the [[Season 4#Blessings 2|'''Precognition''' blessing]] at the end of Season 4, Marijuana gained the ability to see out of his [[Randall Marijuana's Cat|cat's]] eyes. This ability, combined with being constantly stoned, has resulted in Randy being able to make startlingly accurate predictions about upcoming pitches.  
 
After receiving the [[Season 4#Blessings 2|'''Precognition''' blessing]] at the end of Season 4, Marijuana gained the ability to see out of his [[Randall Marijuana's Cat|cat's]] eyes. This ability, combined with being constantly stoned, has resulted in Randy being able to make startlingly accurate predictions about upcoming pitches.  
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==Personal Life==
 
==Personal Life==
 
His older brother, [[Dominic Marijuana]], plays for the [[New York Millennials]]. Randy is named for his grandfather, Randolfus von Marijuana, the man credited as the first to defeat a whale in single combat using a tapered wooden rod instead of the usual harpoon.
 
His older brother, [[Dominic Marijuana]], plays for the [[New York Millennials]]. Randy is named for his grandfather, Randolfus von Marijuana, the man credited as the first to defeat a whale in single combat using a tapered wooden rod instead of the usual harpoon.
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Randy formerly played for New York Generation Z, the Battin’ Island [[Blittle League]] team, before running away to join the Sunbeams.
 
Randy formerly played for New York Generation Z, the Battin’ Island [[Blittle League]] team, before running away to join the Sunbeams.
  
Marijuana is often praised for their powerful batting despite their young age. While it's technically against the rules, they make a habit of skateboarding from base to base.   
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Marijuana was often praised for their powerful batting despite their young age. While it's technically against the rules, they made a habit of skateboarding from base to base.   
  
Marijuana lives simultaneously on Fifth and, tragically, in the Hellmouth. During [[Season 4]], his Hellmouth apartment was vandalised by what later forensic reports summarised as "anywhere between one and infinite [[Cat|cats]]". Following debate with his team-mates, Randall now owns [[Randall Marijuana's Cat|exactly one cat]].  
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Marijuana lived simultaneously on Fifth and, tragically, in the Hellmouth. During [[Season 4]], his Hellmouth apartment was vandalized by what later forensic reports summarized as "anywhere between one and infinite [[Cat|cats]]". Following debate with his team-mates, Randall went on to own [[Randall Marijuana's Cat|exactly one cat]].  
  
Off the field, Marijuana has been known to wear windbreakers in garish colors, reminiscent of teens of decades past. They are an avid fan of Minecraft, weed, and friend and former teammate Alaynabella Hollywood.  
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Off the field, Marijuana was known to wear windbreakers in garish colors, reminiscent of teens of decades past. They were an avid fan of Minecraft, weed, and friend and former teammate Alaynabella Hollywood.  
  
Marijuana is a fan of [[Miami Dalé]] player [[Peanut Bong]].
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Marijuana was a fan of [[Miami Dalé]] player [[Peanut Bong]].
  
 
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Revision as of 03:28, 11 September 2020

Randall "Randy" Marijuana was a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands and Hellmouth Sunbeams. Marijuana joined Internet League Blaseball during Season 1 as a member of the Sunbeams and played for the Jazz Hands during the later half of Season 6. Marijuana was incinerated during a Season 6, Day 84 game against the Houston Spies and replaced by Steph Weeks.


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Precognition

Marijuana received the Precognition blessing at the end of Season 4, increasing Marijuana's batting stats by to a total of .

4/20

Marijuana hit a two-run home run on Season 4, Day 20, in the tenth inning against the Mexico City Wild Wings.

Season 6 Feedback

Marijuana joined the Breckenridge Jazz Hands on Season 6, Day 44 after a feedback swap with Hendricks Richardson. He would go on to play just under half a season before his incineration.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Career

During his "second" season, Marijuana was warned by Assistant Coach Nakamura that if he didn't stop striking out so often, their Minecraft save file would be deleted. In a pivotal game against the Canada Moist Talkers, Marijuana struck out, leading to the Sunbeams being Shamed. Coach immediately destroyed Marijuana's save file as a consequence.

Following the Season 4, Day 20 game in which Marijuana hit a home run, he gave an interview (in tears) where he called the moment "the greatest day of my career."

After receiving the Precognition blessing at the end of Season 4, Marijuana gained the ability to see out of his cat's eyes. This ability, combined with being constantly stoned, has resulted in Randy being able to make startlingly accurate predictions about upcoming pitches.

Personal Life

His older brother, Dominic Marijuana, plays for the New York Millennials. Randy is named for his grandfather, Randolfus von Marijuana, the man credited as the first to defeat a whale in single combat using a tapered wooden rod instead of the usual harpoon.

Randy formerly played for New York Generation Z, the Battin’ Island Blittle League team, before running away to join the Sunbeams.

Marijuana was often praised for their powerful batting despite their young age. While it's technically against the rules, they made a habit of skateboarding from base to base.

Marijuana lived simultaneously on Fifth and, tragically, in the Hellmouth. During Season 4, his Hellmouth apartment was vandalized by what later forensic reports summarized as "anywhere between one and infinite cats". Following debate with his team-mates, Randall went on to own exactly one cat.

Off the field, Marijuana was known to wear windbreakers in garish colors, reminiscent of teens of decades past. They were an avid fan of Minecraft, weed, and friend and former teammate Alaynabella Hollywood.

Marijuana was a fan of Miami Dalé player Peanut Bong.

Transfer to Jazz Hands

After Marijuana was swapped to the Jazz Hands due to Feedback, he heard a story of famous trumpeter Llouis Slatchmo smuggling his namesake through customs with the assistance of the President. Marijuana became infatuated with Slatchmo, and learned to play the trumpet as a result.

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