Randall Marijuana

Randall Marijuana
Marijuana as of Season 4, by @alienmandy_
Basic Information
Team	Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Going bananas
Coffee Style	Milk Substitute
Blood Type	Acidic
Fate	12
Soulscream	XUAIIHIAOEHXUAIIHIAOEHXUAIIHIAOEHXUAIIHIAOEHXUAIIHIAOEHXUAIIHIAOEHXUAIIHIAOEHXUAIIHIAOEHXUAIIHIAOEH
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him, They/Them
Nickname(s)	Randy Weed
Species	Teen
Other Background Information
Instrument	Trumpet

Randall "Randy" Marijuana is a batter for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Marijuana has been with the Jazz Hands since Season 6, Day 44 after replacing Hendricks Richardson due to Feedback. They joined the ILB as a batter for the Hellmouth Sunbeams in Season 1. During their time with the Sunbeams, they were known for their signature double-play with batter and former teammate Alaynabella Hollywood.

Official League Records

Precognition

Marijuana received the Precognition blessing at the end of Season 4, increasing Marijuana's batting stats by to a total of .

4/20

Marijuana hit a two-run home run on Season 4, Day 20, in the tenth inning against the Mexico City Wild Wings.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

In a post-match interview, Marijuana (in tears) called this "the greatest day of my career."

Career

During his "second" season, Marijuana was warned by Assistant Coach Nakamura that if he didn't stop striking out so often, their Minecraft save file would be deleted. In a pivotal game against the Canada Moist Talkers, Marijuana struck out, leading to the Sunbeams being Shamed. Coach immediately destroyed Marijuana's save file as a consequence.

After receiving the Precognition blessing at the end of Season 4, Marijuana gained the ability to see out of his cat's eyes. This ability, combined with being constantly stoned, has resulted in Randy being able to make startlingly accurate predictions about upcoming pitches.

Personal Life

His older brother, Dominic Marijuana, plays for the New York Millennials. Randy is named for his grandfather, Randolfus von Marijuana, the man credited as the first to defeat a whale in single combat using a tapered wooden rod instead of the usual harpoon.

Randy formerly played for New York Generation Z, the Battin’ Island Blittle League team, before running away to join the Sunbeams.

Marijuana is often praised for their powerful batting despite their young age. While it's technically against the rules, they make a habit of skateboarding from base to base.

Marijuana lives simultaneously on Fifth and, tragically, in the Hellmouth. During Season 4, his Hellmouth apartment was vandalised by what later forensic reports summarised as "anywhere between one and infinite cats". Following debate with his team-mates, Randall now owns exactly one cat.

Off the field, Marijuana has been known to wear windbreakers in garish colors, reminiscent of teens of decades past. They are an avid fan of Minecraft, weed, and friend and former teammate Alaynabella Hollywood.

Marijuana is a fan of Miami Dalé player Peanut Bong.

Transfer to Jazz Hands

After Marijuana was swapped to the Jazz Hands due to Feedback, he heard a story of famous trumpeter Llouis Slatchmo smuggling his namesake through customs with the assistance of the President. Marijuana became infatuated with Slatchmo, and learned to play the trumpet as a result.

Gallery

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  by Discord user Ephesos

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  Randy thinkin' about Minecraft, by @hummingmoth

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  One with the weed, by Discord user Peanut Dryad

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  Season 4 Marijuana, by @alienmandy_

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  Weed and Hollywood taking a siesta, by @Fancymancer

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  by @mermeag

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  by @parlourtrixx

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  Oops! Feedback by pysics#2166

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