Mummy Melcon

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Mummy Melcon is a pitcher for the Hades Tigers, and has been with the team since Season 7, Day 71, following the incineration of Yazmin Mason.

Official League Records

Melcon joined the league on Season 7, Day 71, as a pitcher for the Hades Tigers, due to the incineration of Yazmin Mason.

In the Season 9 Elections, Melcon was affected by the Tag Team Pitching blessing, increasing their pitching rating to , from .

On Season 10, Day 1, Melcon pitched a game against the Yellowstone Magic that ended with a score of 9 to -2, thanks to the Targeted Shame decree counting the 10-13 shaming the Tigers gave the Magic on Season 9, Day 99. This made Melcon the first pitcher in Blaseball history to have a negative ERA at any point during a season.[1]

Also during Season 10, Melcon was Blooddrained by Theodore Cervantes to add a strike, reducing their pitching rating back to .

During the Coffee Cup, Melcon played for Macchiato City as a lineup player.

On Season 13, Day 1, in the seventh inning of a game against the Miami Dale, Melcon was targeted by a Rouge Umpire. Due to the Tigers' Umpire Cream rendering Melcon Fireproof, the attempted incineration failed, backfiring and instead incinerating the umpire.[2]

During the Season 14 elections, [[Mummy Melcon]] is Infused, resulting in a Combined 9.6 14.9 as a result of the Infuse Will. Their pitching was also boosted as a result of the Non-Dominant Arms Blessing, resulting in a 3.8 4.0 .

Player History

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Trivia

  • Melcon owns over 60 types of tea from around the world, but prefers cheap PG Tlips herself.
  • Melcon's fastball clocks in at a respectable 87 mph, but she struggles with the more complex pitches due to her smooth, dry wrappings. Tigers management found some success in having her periodically touch Richmond Harrison for moisture, but in an unpleasant turn of phrase, the ILB ruled this a spitball.
  • Mummy Melcon is close friends with the parents of actor Rami Mlalek, of Mr. Notarobot fame.
  • Mummy Melcon is planning an upcoming vacation to the La Brea Tar Pits, where certainly nothing unexpected will happen.

Fan Art

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