Mindy Kugel

Mindy Kugel
Basic Information
Position	Lineup Player
Team	Core Mechanics
Former Team(s)	Ohio Worms, Seattle Garages
Status	active
Batting	(6.0)
Pitching	(4.8)
Defense	(3.5)
Running	(6.0)
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.  MaximalistThis Player plays 250% better at Maximum Blaseball.  NegativeThis Player is a Negative. Negative players have negative eDensity.  ScatteredThis Player returned from Elsewhere a bit Scattered.
Items	Head Glove of Fourtitude ●●● Underhanded Shoes of Blaserunning ●●●
Dates Active	Mar 4, 2021–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base 1
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Painting
Coffee Style	Milk Substitute
Blood Type	Love
Fate	17

Mindy Kugel is a pitcher for the Core Mechanics, and has been with the team since Season 13, Day 64. Kugel has played for the Ohio Worms and the Seattle Garages.

Official League Records

Kugel joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Ohio Worms during the Descension.

Kugel was traded to the Seattle Garages in exchange for Pitching Machine during the Season 12 elections via the Worms' Exchange will, becoming a pitcher in the process, without having played a single game for the Worms since arriving in the ILB.

On Season 13, Day 64, Kugel was exchanged to the Core Mechanics due to Feedback. Kugel was replaced by Jaylen Hotdogfingers.

During the Season 15 elections, Kugel gained the Maximalist modification due to the Sky's the Limit blessing.

On Season 17, Day 3, Kugel became a lineup player due to Reverb.

During the Season 18 elections, Kugel retreated to the Mechanics' Shadows as a result of the Mechanics' Move will, resulting in a combined 17.1 → 17.8 stat increase.

On Season 19, Day 50, Kugel joined the Mechanics' active roster in exchange for Allan Kranch via Core Pillar Center's Fax Machine, becoming a pitcher in the process.

During the Season 21 elections, Kugel's alternate was called and arrived with the Negative modification as a result of the Handful Alternate Trust blessing.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Mindy Kugel is a teacher and therapist from Ohio, roughly 40 years of age and of Jewish descent. She has what she likes to call "a cane for every occasion", able to coordinate her walking aides perfectly with every outfit. She was noted to have joined the ILB under the pretense of touring the various cities in order to put her skills in teaching and art therapy to work. During the initial elections upon the Ohio Worms' arrival to the ILB, Kugel received a tip from an old friend that the Seattle Garages in particular were desperately in need of her skillset. Upon hearing this request, she packed up her bags and organized a trade of positions between herself and Pitching Machine.

Once arrived, she could clearly see that Bradley had not been exaggerating. Exhausted and having taken more than their fair share of lumps, the anarchist Garages welcomed Kugel, who quickly set to work using her teaching experience and degree in art therapy to help the beleaguered Seattle team. Quickly becoming a mother figure for both the team and their assorted fans (such as the Lil' Roadies), she was soon referred to as 'Ms. Drizzle', a nickname which quickly stuck.

While helping the Lil' Roadies channel their reckless nature into more positive outlets, she also took to helping set the team on the road to recovery from the wounds inflicted upon them from the Discipline Era. Of particular note is her help with encouraging former team captain Theodore Duende to take a step back for his own well-being, as well as redirecting the seemingly endless well of anger in Betsy Trombone into more healthy pursuits, a feat many on the team believed was "pretty close to impossible."

She also, as part of this, got steeped in the Garages' culture in her own way; making instruments for herself by hand and playing along with the bands' sessions, as well as taking the interdimensional tour bus out - as she has become the only other person trusted with driving it, and particularly enjoyed using it to take weekend trips to Armenia with Lori Boston. Spending a lot of time in the Garages' greenhouse, she made fast friends gardening with Paula Turnip, teaching her how to speak to the earthworms. Her and Alaynabella Hollywood hatched a scheme to teach seven-foot-superstar Goodwin Morin how to dance, "height differences be damned."

On Season 13, Day 64, during a Feedback game with the Core Mechanics, Kugel could sense the tension in the air - as none other that former Seattle ace, former Godslayer, and wandering pitcher Jaylen Hotdogfingers had taken the mound against her old team for the first time. Knowing due to Jaylen's proclivity for flickering, she was sure to return - but not knowing for who - had the team on edge, until Kugel smiled and was reportedly heard saying. "Just tell me where to stand, dears. Seems like a reunion is long overdue." Jaylen would proceed to Feedback as expected, and Kugel Kugel resumed her journey to help the league as a new member of the Core Mechanics.

Since coming to the Core Mindy has embraced the experimental nature of the Mechanics, working on molecular gastronomy has been her main focus but she has not neglected some of her other culinary passions. She has also engaged a team of engineers to develop her a cane delivery system using drones and rail gun technology to ensure she has the correct cane for every situation.

Her Food wizardry has also allowed her to build relationships with her team-mates; upon discovering that Foundry Demons ate minerals she and fellow mechanic Mira Lemma worked to bring fine dining to the Foundry Demon community, experimenting with different combinations to create flavour profiles and bio-chemical responses in those that consume them. This experimentation also opened up Mindy's eye to using small amounts of the minerals in more traditional food for the other visitors to her eateries.

Mindy also helped the newly alternated PolkaDot Patterson recreate the lost pimento sandwich recipe from their original universe and the two bonded over the experience, Mindy quickly became a guide for Alto introducing her to the core and its residents, showing her around the pillars and introducing her to the rest of the team.

Mindy worked with Jolene Willowtree to source plant based ingredients for her cooking and the two have become friends as the two older members of the team, this group was joined by Christian Combs when they joined the Mechanics and the three of them can often be seen at post game parties enjoying each others company as their younger teammates party the night away.

Personal Life

Mindy is married to Bertrand, they met at culinary school in Paris. He sometimes says it was "love at first bite" and everyone groans, Bertrand helps run Mindy's eateries whilst she is playing Blaseball and is a proficient pastry chef in his own right. The Kugel's have three children, Elise runs a coffee shop and artisan bakery in Seattle whilst the youngest two Bertrand Jr and Sienna have accompanied their parents to the core. Sienna has, under her mothers tutelage, taken up sculpture inspired by the aesthetics of the Core, her pieces are large welded metal structures which can be found in the Kugel family eateries and public places in the Core.

Fan Works

Art

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  Kugel's worm outfit by eli

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  Kugel and Cantus Hojo by Eli

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  Kugel Gardening by Eli

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  Kugel's Garage uniform by Eli

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