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}}Mclaughlin Scorpler is a batter for the [[Hades Tigers]]. Mclaughlin has been with the team since the start of [[Season 4]].
 
  
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== Official League Records ==
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Hades Tigers]], and was with the team from the {{BetaSeason|3#Election_Results|@ elections}} until being [[Incineration|incinerated]] on {{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 32. Scorpler also played for the [[New York Millennials]].
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Scorpler played for the [[New York Millennials]] in [[Season 1]] and was traded to the Tigers in exchange for [[Alyssa Harrell]] by the Tigers' ''Exile'' [[blessing]] during the [[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3 elections]].      
 
  
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During the [[Season 5#Election Results|Season 5 elections]], Scorpler received both the Fireproof Jacket and Noise-Cancelling Headphones blessings. As a player can only have one [[Legendary Items|armor item]], the Headphones replaced the Jacket entirely.      
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==Official League Records==
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Scorpler joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[New York Millennials]] with {{BetaSeason|1| the Return of Blaseball}}.
  
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== Player History ==
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During the {{BetaSeason|3#Blessings 2|@ elections}}, Scorpler was traded to the [[Hades Tigers]] in exchange for [[Alyssa Harrell]] via the {{BetaSeason|3#Blessings|'''Exile'''}} blessing.
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Scorpler has traditionally worn the official jacket sported by Ryan Gosling in the 2011 film ''Drive'' on top of their Blaseball jersey while at bat. They both share the same birthday and Gosling himself presented Scorpler with the jacket as a birthday gift. They have been happily married for 12 years.  
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During the {{BetaSeason|5#Blessings 2|@ elections}}, Scorpler received both the '''Fireproof Jacket''' and '''Noise-Cancelling Headphones''' blessings. However, because players can only use one [[Items/Discipline Era|armor item]] at a time, the Headphones replaced the Jacket entirely. (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other Discipline Era items across the league, at the beginning of Season 15.)
  
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There have been reports from Hollywood journalists that Scorpler, and [[Wikipedia:Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson|Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson]] are on shaky terms. This is likely due to a recent fight between the two after Mr. Johnson refused to accept Mclaughlin Scorpler as the one true Scorpion King.      
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On {{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 32, Scorpler was [[Incineration|incinerated]] and replaced by [[Frasier Shmurmgle]].
  
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Scorpler does not have a driver's license. However, this has not stopped them from driving for the ride-sharing app Uber. Since being traded to the Hades Tigers, Scorpler is no longer contractually obligated to have a "side hustle," but has chosen to continue driving for Uber anyway.     
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[[Items/Discipline Era|Scorpler's Jacket]] reappeared as a blessing in the season 7 elections. It was won by [[Jesús Koch]] of the [[Canada Moist Talkers]], and referred to in the election results as "Mclaughlin Scorpler's Memorial Fireproof Jacket."
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Since moving to Hades, Scorpler has worked closely with fellow batter Fish Summers on a business venture designing luxury, jumbo sized enclosure decorations. Whilst no goods are yet ready for market, Scorpler has been quoted as saying “the treasure chest is ''especially'' going to slap.”     
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==History==
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Scorpler had traditionally worn the official jacket sported by [[Wikipedia:Ryan Gosling|Ryan Gosling]] in the 2011 film ''Drive'' on top of their Blaseball jersey while at bat. They both share the same birthday, and Gosling himself presented Scorpler with the jacket as a birthday present. They had been happily married for 12 years before Scorpler's incineration.  
  
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During the [[Season 5]] elections, the Blaseball gods blessed Scorpler with a fireproof jacket and approximately 1,200 pairs of tiny, scorpion-sized noise-cancelling headphones. Scorpler accepted the headphones, but refused to wear the fireproof jacket over his iconic scorpion jacket.      
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There had been reports from Hollywood journalists that Scorpler and [[Wikipedia:Dwayne Johnson|Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson]] were on shaky terms. This was likely due to a recent fight between the two after Johnson refused to accept Scorpler as the one true Scorpion King.
  
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== Trivia ==
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Scorpler did not have a driver's license. However, this did not stop them from driving for the ride-sharing app Uber. After being traded to the Hades Tigers, Scorpler was no longer contractually obligated to have a "side hustle," but chose to continue driving for Uber anyway.
  
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* Scorpler has named their bat "The Stinger"
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After moving to [[Hades]], Scorpler worked closely with fellow batter [[Fish Summer]] on a business venture designing luxury, jumbo sized enclosure decorations. Scorpler has been quoted as saying "the treasure chest is ''especially'' going to slap." However, after Fish was swapped by feedback and Scorpler was incinerated, it seems unlikely this venture will ever be completed.
  
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* Scorpler's favorite music artist is Sting. They have shared many a lunch together.
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===Fireproof Jacket===
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* Scorpler's favorite wrestler is Sting. Scorpler taught Sting The Scorpion Deathlock.
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During the Season 5 elections, the [[Blaseball Gods]] blessed Scorpler with a {{BetaSeason|5#Blessings|'''Fireproof Jacket'''}} and approximately 1,200 pairs of tiny, scorpion-sized '''Noise-Cancelling Headphones'''. Later, Scorpler showed up to practice without the fireproof jacket, stating that they "have no clue where it went" and that they "prefer mine anyway."  
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* Scorpler's favorite film series is The Scorpion King.
 
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* Scorpler is known to only play Scorpion in the Mortal Kombat game series. Even when playing another fighting game, they insist and ask if they can play Scorpion.
 
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*Scorpler's favorite band is The Scorpions. Whenever Scorpler takes the mound, "Rock You Like a Hurricane" is played.
 
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*They are a Scorpio.
 
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*Scorpler has previously worked as a tour guide on an amphibious Frog Boat, but was fired after commandeering the boat to reach a Millenials' game they were late for.
 
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[[The Commissioner]]'s version of the story is that "scorpler tried on the jacket, then took it off and chose the headphones. no one else put on the jacket."<ref>The Commissioner [@Blaseball] (6 Sep 2020). [https://twitter.com/blaseball/status/1302692257418506240 (Tweet)] - via Twitter.</ref> Scorpler's teammates also reported that Scorpler had to choose between wearing the fireproof jacket, and wearing the cool scorpion jacket, and ultimately made the right decision. When asked again after Scorpler's incineration, their teammates collectively declined to comment.
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Ironically, Scorpler was later incinerated on [[Ruby Tuesday]], leaving behind nothing but a pile of ashes and his headphones.<ref>https://archiveofourown.org/works/26488783</ref> The headphones are now on display in the [[Sixth Circle Stadium|Landry Violence Memorial Hall]]. Scorpler's lost fireproof jacket was later found and given to [[Jesús Koch]] in soliditary over the losses both teams suffered on that dark day.
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==Trivia==
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*Scorpler named their bat "The Stinger".
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*Scorpler's favorite music artist was Sting. They had shared many a lunch together.
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*Scorpler's favorite wrestler was Sting. Scorpler taught Sting The Scorpion Deathlock.
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*Scorpler's favorite film series was The Scorpion King.
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*Scorpler was known to only play Scorpion in the Mortal Kombat game series. Even when playing another fighting game, they insisted and ask if they can play Scorpion.
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*Scorpler's favorite band was The Scorpions. Whenever Scorpler takes the mound, "Rock You Like a Hurricane" was played.
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*Scorpler was a Scorpio.
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*Scorpler had previously worked as a tour guide on an amphibious Frog Boat, but was fired after commandeering the boat to reach a Millennials' game they were late for.
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==Fan Works==
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File:Scorpler.png|Season 3 Scorpler, by [https://twitter.com/rabbit_traps/status/1290764344821559296 @rabbit_traps]
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File:Scorpcard.png|Season 3 card, by [https://twitter.com/rabbit_traps/status/1291567191930748929 @rabbit_traps]
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File:Scorpler by wrendorphin.jpeg|Season 4 Scorpler, by [https://twitter.com/wrendorphin/status/1299872413136621570 @wrendorphin]
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File:Scorpler by juangeedraws.jpeg|Season 6 Scorpler, by [https://twitter.com/juangeedraws/status/1302962298533810177 @juangeedraws]
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File:Scorpler Where's the Jacket.jpg|Scorpler Where's the Jacket by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1326743288624386049?s=20&t=rGAtx2YX4RdL4TKSkfQSQg Cori]
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File:Mclaughlin Scorpler.png|Scorpler, by @thebarse.
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File:Scorpler and Jesús.jpg|alt=Jesús Koch and the spirit of Mclaughlin Scorpler have a conversation. Jesús is a fish hybrid person and Scorpler is a guy made out of scorpions wearing the Drive jacket. Text reads: Well, kid, ya blew it. Picked up a cursed item, now your whole life is gonna change. The good thing is--you're not the first shmuck to ever do it.|Scorpler and Jesús Koch, by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1398736052047728649?s=20&t=rGAtx2YX4RdL4TKSkfQSQg Cori]
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File:Scorpler lines.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Scorpler, a guy made out of scorpions who is wearing the Drive jacket, a jacket with a scorpion patch on the back. They have on a pair of cat headphones. Scorpler is sitting on the stairs and listening to his music.|Scorpler by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1444340714238840834?s=20&t=rGAtx2YX4RdL4TKSkfQSQg Cori]
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File:Scorpler jacket.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Scorpler, a guy made out of scorpions who is wearing the Drive jacket, a cream and black jacket with a golden scorpion patch on the back. They have on a pair of cat headphones.|Scorpler by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1507508377403990017?s=20&t=rGAtx2YX4RdL4TKSkfQSQg Cori]
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File:Scorpler tillman incident.jpg|alt=A watercolor drawing of Tillman Henderson about to hit Scorpler with a bat in an elevator. Tillman is a man with pale skin and black messy hair, wearing an orange jersey that reads HENDERSON. Scorpler is a guy made out of scorpions wearing a cream and black jacket with a gold scorpion patch on it.|Images taken moments before disaster (featuring Tillman), by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1338604838133837825?s=20&t=rGAtx2YX4RdL4TKSkfQSQg Cori]
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File:Scorplers coffee.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Scorpler holding a big cup of coffee. Scorpler is a guy made out of scorpions, and they are wearing a cream-colored jacket with black trim. The coffee cup is blue and shiny and steam is rising from it.|Scorpler's coffee, by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1452349253679030274?s=20&t=rGAtx2YX4RdL4TKSkfQSQg Cori]
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File:Scorpler and Moody.jpg|alt=A watercolor painting of Scorpler and Moody Cookbook. Moody is a demon object head with a grimoire for a head and brown skin. They are wearing an apron that says Kiss the Cook. Scorpler is a guy made out of scorpions who has sunglasses on and big headphones. They are throwing up a peace sign and wearing the Drive jacket, a cream and black jacket with a golden scorpion on the back.|Victims of Ruby Tuesday, by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1306040025495339009/photo/1 Cori]
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Latest revision as of 05:36, 17 January 2023

Mclaughlin Scorpler was a lineup player for the Hades Tigers, and was with the team from the Season β3 elections until being incinerated on Season β7, Day 32. Scorpler also played for the New York Millennials.

Official League Records

Scorpler joined the ILB as a lineup player for the New York Millennials with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season β3 elections, Scorpler was traded to the Hades Tigers in exchange for Alyssa Harrell via the Exile blessing.

During the Season β5 elections, Scorpler received both the Fireproof Jacket and Noise-Cancelling Headphones blessings. However, because players can only use one armor item at a time, the Headphones replaced the Jacket entirely. (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other Discipline Era items across the league, at the beginning of Season 15.)

On Season β7, Day 32, Scorpler was incinerated and replaced by Frasier Shmurmgle.

Scorpler's Jacket reappeared as a blessing in the season 7 elections. It was won by Jesús Koch of the Canada Moist Talkers, and referred to in the election results as "Mclaughlin Scorpler's Memorial Fireproof Jacket."

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Scorpler had traditionally worn the official jacket sported by Ryan Gosling in the 2011 film Drive on top of their Blaseball jersey while at bat. They both share the same birthday, and Gosling himself presented Scorpler with the jacket as a birthday present. They had been happily married for 12 years before Scorpler's incineration.

There had been reports from Hollywood journalists that Scorpler and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson were on shaky terms. This was likely due to a recent fight between the two after Johnson refused to accept Scorpler as the one true Scorpion King.

Scorpler did not have a driver's license. However, this did not stop them from driving for the ride-sharing app Uber. After being traded to the Hades Tigers, Scorpler was no longer contractually obligated to have a "side hustle," but chose to continue driving for Uber anyway.

After moving to Hades, Scorpler worked closely with fellow batter Fish Summer on a business venture designing luxury, jumbo sized enclosure decorations. Scorpler has been quoted as saying "the treasure chest is especially going to slap." However, after Fish was swapped by feedback and Scorpler was incinerated, it seems unlikely this venture will ever be completed.

Fireproof Jacket

During the Season 5 elections, the Blaseball Gods blessed Scorpler with a Fireproof Jacket and approximately 1,200 pairs of tiny, scorpion-sized Noise-Cancelling Headphones. Later, Scorpler showed up to practice without the fireproof jacket, stating that they "have no clue where it went" and that they "prefer mine anyway."

The Commissioner's version of the story is that "scorpler tried on the jacket, then took it off and chose the headphones. no one else put on the jacket."[1] Scorpler's teammates also reported that Scorpler had to choose between wearing the fireproof jacket, and wearing the cool scorpion jacket, and ultimately made the right decision. When asked again after Scorpler's incineration, their teammates collectively declined to comment.

Ironically, Scorpler was later incinerated on Ruby Tuesday, leaving behind nothing but a pile of ashes and his headphones.[2] The headphones are now on display in the Landry Violence Memorial Hall. Scorpler's lost fireproof jacket was later found and given to Jesús Koch in soliditary over the losses both teams suffered on that dark day.

Trivia

  • Scorpler named their bat "The Stinger".
  • Scorpler's favorite music artist was Sting. They had shared many a lunch together.
  • Scorpler's favorite wrestler was Sting. Scorpler taught Sting The Scorpion Deathlock.
  • Scorpler's favorite film series was The Scorpion King.
  • Scorpler was known to only play Scorpion in the Mortal Kombat game series. Even when playing another fighting game, they insisted and ask if they can play Scorpion.
  • Scorpler's favorite band was The Scorpions. Whenever Scorpler takes the mound, "Rock You Like a Hurricane" was played.
  • Scorpler was a Scorpio.
  • Scorpler had previously worked as a tour guide on an amphibious Frog Boat, but was fired after commandeering the boat to reach a Millennials' game they were late for.

Fan Works

References

  1. ↑ The Commissioner [@Blaseball] (6 Sep 2020). (Tweet) - via Twitter.
  2. ↑ https://archiveofourown.org/works/26488783


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