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=== Season 2 ===
 
=== Season 2 ===
Jacob pitched a total of 135 innings in Season 2, ranking him #1 in the category across the league.
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Jacob pitched a total of 135 innings in Season 2, ranking them #1 in the category across the league.
  
 
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===Background===
 
===Background===
Jacob Winner, born Jacob Wurst, decided to pursue a professional blaseball career after receiving the “Most Room for Improvement” trophy out of his little league team. When Jacob went to Joff Blezos High School, he was known for his fierce competitive spirit and extreme splortsmanship; according to his coach, he was “the best ████ benchwarmer I’ve had the pleasure of sitting.”
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Jacob Winner, born Jacob Wurst, decided to pursue a professional blaseball career after receiving the “Most Room for Improvement” trophy out of their little league team. When Jacob went to Joff Blezos High School, they were known for their fierce competitive spirit and extreme splortsmanship; according to their coach, they were “the best ████ benchwarmer I’ve had the pleasure of sitting.”
  
When an Underleague scout came to Blezos High, they told the team “I was tasked with finding a winner.” Jacob immediately changed his last name to Winner and was recruited on the spot. However, when he underperformed in the Underleagues, he was exiled to the [[Sovereign Nation of Hawaii]] where the Fridays found him washed up on a beach. They put a glove on his hand, and he has been their most winningest (by name) pitcher ever since.
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When an Underleague scout came to Blezos High, they told the team “I was tasked with finding a winner.” Jacob immediately changed their last name to Winner and were recruited on the spot. However, when they underperformed in the Underleagues, he was exiled to the [[Sovereign Nation of Hawaii]] where the Fridays found them washed up on a beach. They put a glove on their hand, and they have been their most winningest (by name) pitcher ever since.
  
 
===Trivia===
 
===Trivia===
  
*Before Jacob joined the Fridays, the team gym was just some lounge chairs on the beach. Jacob personally transported 20 different rocks to the beach for “the sick gains.” Jacob has offered to spot for the rest of the team, and while no one has taken his offer, he's happy to just support them in whatever way they need.
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*Before Jacob joined the Fridays, the team gym was just some lounge chairs on the beach. Jacob personally transported 20 different rocks to the beach for “the sick gains.” Jacob has offered to spot for the rest of the team, and while no one has taken his offer, they're happy to just support them in whatever way they need.
 
* Jacob’s favorite frosty drink is whey protein in a coconut.
 
* Jacob’s favorite frosty drink is whey protein in a coconut.
 
*Jacob loves grilled pineapple and puts it on everything but pizza. <br />
 
*Jacob loves grilled pineapple and puts it on everything but pizza. <br />

Revision as of 03:22, 31 August 2020

Jacob Winner is a pitcher for the Hawaii Fridays. Winner has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Season 2

Jacob pitched a total of 135 innings in Season 2, ranking them #1 in the category across the league.

Season 3

At the end of Season 3, Winner had more road wins than any other pitcher in the Fridays' rotation.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Background

Jacob Winner, born Jacob Wurst, decided to pursue a professional blaseball career after receiving the “Most Room for Improvement” trophy out of their little league team. When Jacob went to Joff Blezos High School, they were known for their fierce competitive spirit and extreme splortsmanship; according to their coach, they were “the best ████ benchwarmer I’ve had the pleasure of sitting.”

When an Underleague scout came to Blezos High, they told the team “I was tasked with finding a winner.” Jacob immediately changed their last name to Winner and were recruited on the spot. However, when they underperformed in the Underleagues, he was exiled to the Sovereign Nation of Hawaii where the Fridays found them washed up on a beach. They put a glove on their hand, and they have been their most winningest (by name) pitcher ever since.

Trivia

  • Before Jacob joined the Fridays, the team gym was just some lounge chairs on the beach. Jacob personally transported 20 different rocks to the beach for “the sick gains.” Jacob has offered to spot for the rest of the team, and while no one has taken his offer, they're happy to just support them in whatever way they need.
  • Jacob’s favorite frosty drink is whey protein in a coconut.
  • Jacob loves grilled pineapple and puts it on everything but pizza.

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